autohynopticpeepmachine

watch as he recoils

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

this is an account purely to antagonize discourse merchants & knowledge workers in an endeavor to expose their subsistence as being fueled by a yeast-like parasitism — a predation on existing oeuvres & information ecosystems — more importantly our civic relation.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@TMZ damn you really get the face you deserve huh.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

the stipulation, & ultimately advice, that they bring along a significant other whom he will buy a ring for upon winning for their contribution is just so clutch & wise.

I hated Dolan when I was coming of age; big participant of the Fire Dolan schism, but I’m glad he’s here now.

[Roommates Show @Roommates__Show]

Roommates EXCLUSIVE❗

NEVER BEFORE SEEN speech from Jim Dolan before the Knicks playoff run 🏆

[steven @stevenwatts]

the thing about substack is it lets you write about the first basketball game you've ever watched & the thing about twitter is that I then have to see it for some reason

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

I’m so glad the NBA season is done so actual fans of the game no longer have to deal with these vermin casuals who are so thirsty to co-opt athlete’s hard earned glory for the staging of their political theater that they then recite to themselves ad nauseam as fan fiction.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

wreaks of desperation. a desperation so characteristic of this type politically deranged partisan obsessed w/ Disney Manichaeism & is so certain of their place on the “right side of history”.

meanwhile, Dolan doesn’t like Mamdani, invited Trump, & chauvinist Jews still run NYC https://t.co/gdAQhMPZjk

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

I swear I despise these people in the sport; the most sophisticated left-wing cope regarding how great the White House card was is brought to you by Luke Thomas. hopefully he’ll be driven from the sport soon.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

I swear @LTGetsPolitical is not a serious person attempting to moralize Hokit calling Michelle Obama a man by claiming UFC fans are without conscious for not regarding the post-fight remark as beyond the pale.

why should they care? he’s a cage fighter, not some moral beacon.

['47 @47]

Worth the wait.

[Disgraced Propagandist @DisgracedProp]

UFC event marks solidification of an entirely alternate male-centric cultural economy that the modern leftist simply has no answer for at all. Anduril, Monster, Starlink brands on the floor of the Octagon. Sponsor Polymarket bets pop up as interstitials with sponsor Meta Threads, Zuckerberg shaking hands in the audience. Each fighter’s entrance music song played live by US military marching band. Blood smeared all over the Bud Light logo. All in the heart of DC, yet absolutely not one iota of “social equity” in site. Total American kulak chud victory. Very impressive.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

this confirms so much for me about how power works.

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

🤔DC is asked about the Eric Trump tweet and completely denies it

“Not real, can’t believe you guys believed that, I got hacked or something”

via @NicholasBallasy

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@wil_da_beast630 oh please you can’t be serious with this. X has completely become the absurd ramblings of partisans and sycophants.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@DisgracedProp you people are miserable, JFC

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

Knicks are champions and Gaethje with the upset.

I love you America, happy birthday. 🇺🇸
#UFCWhiteHouse #Knicks

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

🇺🇸

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@ChampRDS USA USA USA USA

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

THE BEST SPORTS WEEKEND EVER!
#UFCWhiteHouse #Knicks

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@HappyPunch he was really going to be Aspinall that night.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

wow, he was really going to beat Aspinall.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

@big_business_ he may really been in danger of losing his job cause of this.

[autohynopticpeepmachine @heterodoxwhile1]

lol why is Tyson Fury here?