Moishy Eisner

Physically retarded, somewhat delusional, and unironically pretentious

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All I really want to do is close my eyes and say “mmmmm” on a podcast.

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@endimem_music You just know he was jumped up and down by “Moshe emes” as a kid

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@endimem_music Shtell didn’t let his talmidim fight in the IDF

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@endimem_music Rebbi who wants to move on from the tosfos already

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@endimem_music Wake up and smell the suicide

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Me when I code switch

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Sean Penn says he's "not like normal white people"

"Ever since I was young, I knew."

(Source: https://t.co/HtSZ3eBwuK)

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Congratulations to guys who have a mustache and no beard
Congratulations to anyone who's ever made a YouTube video essay longer than 19 minutes with the mic in frame

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Congratulations to Bushwick
Congratulations to guys who wear bucket hats and girls who wear bandannas
Congratulations to the folks who write poems without stanzas
Congratulations to guys whose guitar straps are too loose
Congratulations to white guys who wear striped shirts

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@Big_Yitz @endimem_music God-given

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@endimem_music Did you forget it or something cuz you should never do that

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@endimem_music @EliLanger @jacklanger @Uridavidi @GourmetGlatt Mine is that a homeless guy gave me a dollar

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@endimem_music @DBashIdeas “7 years ago today” in Google photos

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@endimem_music Rags to Riches: Two Wheels to Four

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@endimem_music Rags to Riches: Two Wheels to Four

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@endimem_music It’s funny cuz retarded

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@endimem_music Can I give away my chametz instead of apologizing for slavery please

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@endimem_music Bro listens to the Labels for Laibel audiobook on repeat

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@endimem_music Not to worry. He’ll have a Berel Solomon comeback story.

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@endimem_music You just know he’s got some Hebrew word or another on his back

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@endimem_music Dude got bulled once and decided to tattoo his whole self