Heather Worthan

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Welp.
Here I am, I guess. I wonder which one of the 5 new passwords I made up actually stuck. Oof. @dwollem, hold me, this is creepy.

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@WeAreRazorfish my company did big projects with SS in Atlanta and it's been 5 years- we need someone to contact us for one small config file so we can keep this installation up and running. It's down, we have the capacity, just need info. We've called and emailed. Please advise.

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Guys guys guys I'm in Athens there's a landline it's fine.

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Hi can someone please tell me if I still exist thanks

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Everyone showing up to @Twitter today while @Facebook @instagram @WhatsApp are down like...

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@SpankYouSilly @rolandscahill Omg. Omg. Yes. 😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@allistelling jeeez is there not a message option on this thing? Text me. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣I don't know how to Twitter.

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Cobra Kai was all fun and games until they dropped that Mr. Miyagi theme music and flashback at the graveyard. 😭💔🥋

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Who wore it best?

[John Cannady @John_Cannady]

So Chadwick Boseman and the Black Panther character was my son's favorite by a mile....so this morning when we discussed it he said 'How did he die? Did the police do it? Did he have coronavirus?' Damn man....he's 8 😔

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

How does one even introduce Scott Baio to a millennial audience? "You know him from... nothing, here's Scott Baio."

[The Jade DéMelody @THEJADEDEMELODY]

“Once COVID is over” is starting to sound about as confident as “When I win the lotto..” 🥴

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@adamrux @taylorswift13 Listening now. I love it. 🎶 Let's talk about every song.

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@SpankYouSilly My Quaran-15 has turned into a 20 and I'm working in it but also just accepting my body for what it is. I'm glad it's working and the rest will balance out. Try not to stress it. You're beautiful, always!

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

These guys had a really false sense of how safe/uneventful duels were back in the day.
My kid: Hey, there's a duel, I gotta defend your honor.
Me: Uhhh, no.
#Hamilton

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@SpankYouSilly 😂😂😂

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

I'm gonna start mailing out framed prints of folks' exes for them to hang on their wall, with a note that says "history not hate" 💋

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

@SpankYouSilly @yllekalyak Oh my godddd

[Heather Worthan @hethabean]

Being single in 2019 was way cuter and more fun than being single in 2020. AT 40. How many more cats do you think my landlord will let me have? 🤦🏻‍♀️ #isolationships #imkiddingimfine #EVERYTHINGSFINE @adamrux i am just putting everything on Twitter for you now. <3