Hetogen

21st Century Cosmism

[Hetogen @hetogen]

@halcyonecrane @skullpawz Why do you enjoy torture?

[Hetogen @hetogen]

I have been to this place it's actually pretty nice. I wouldn't really call it a tourist trap or anything like that, but its not some puglian magic

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

I lowkey think Italian food is overrated

[James Karlsson @dblejames]

a girl no older than 10 came into my store and out of nowhere i heard her go "x86_64, x86_64, you can call me x86_64"

so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you tell me what prevents memory disambiguation?"

when she couldn't, i kicked her out #GateKEPT

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

The Hacker Known as 4chan reveals that in less than 88 days the US government will institute an automated military draft.

[Hetogen @hetogen]

@QGorilla43710 And then you go on Genius and take a wiff of pure soot

[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Please welcome GPT-6 Sol and GPT-6 Luna to the GPT-6 universe.

GPT-6 Sol and Luna build on the advances behind GPT-6 Astra, bringing much of its strengths into faster and more affordable models to support work at scale.

We’ve also made caching and inference more efficient, and we’re passing the savings directly to you: 50% lower API prices for Sol and Luna compared with GPT‑5.6 promotional pricing.

[Hetogen @hetogen]

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[OpenAI @OpenAI]

Please welcome GPT-6 Sol and GPT-6 Luna to the GPT-6 universe.

GPT-6 Sol and Luna build on the advances behind GPT-6 Astra, bringing much of its strengths into faster and more affordable models to support work at scale.

We’ve also made caching and inference more efficient, and we’re passing the savings directly to you: 50% lower API prices for Sol and Luna compared with GPT‑5.6 promotional pricing.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Women stop getting all this extra work done please you look like a trans

[Hetogen @hetogen]

@DouglasSpaeder Idek what catholicism is 🫪

[Hetogen @hetogen]

@gynoculars @DouglasSpaeder Who? Lol

[Olga Bazova @OlgaBazova]

A maternity hospital somewhere in Lvov be like:

[rachael 💫 @witty_genstein]

I asked 3yo daughter “do you know the difference between dreams and real?” and she replied “they rhyme?”

[Hetogen @hetogen]

@trouberedour Psychonalaysing people on twitter just makes you look like an asshole. You have no idea.

[Hetogen @hetogen]

Your company is gonna pay 200 bucks a month to replace you though!!!

[Mark Graham @gram_krackr]

@hetogen AKA how everyone interacts with AI

I ain't paying 100 bucks a month for that shit

[🛜💾📀📡🇺🇸 @nichewars]

A forgotten aspect of white monster goth mommy autism guys is that they used to pretend to be into Mongolian throat singing

[Hetogen @hetogen]

"frontier models" and it's gemini with contextless inputs

[Matt @matt503ea5sf9z5]

frontier models can't even properly summarize meeting notes. people who code don't see how bad they are at everything outside of code and fake email jobs.

[HowlingJones @HowlingJones0]

The bull giving me aftercare while my wife is taking a shower.

[Benito 🇻🇪🇸🇻▐┛☭⃠ @FashLatinks]

“Venezuelans are becoming the Hamas of South America.”

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