David B. Smith

Squishy and potentially alive.

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@crushtheracists I follow him.

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@KennyHoopla See you on Halloween!!!

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@glennbeck @Apple @theblaze So, what's the issue? I see you conveniently left that part out.

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@Rep_Clyde Idiots.
All of you.

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@Madonna Are you referring to how all that surgery has you looking like the half rotted corpse of a lion?

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@PopBase Attention Whore Whores For Attention
Film at 11, 12, 1...

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@insanereality I'd like a chance to poke that bear. Repeatedly.

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@mirandadevine Found the "Idiots and Fucknuts Social Club"

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@lurie_john It's been a joy.
Get it?

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@DukeHomer I'll miss you.

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@Renmakesmusic Way ahead of you on the album purchase.
Now, to do something about those toys and jacket and keyring I believe I need...

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@Olivertree Bald cap showing obvious wrinkles, homie. But nice try.

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@laurenboebert And here I was thinking this woman couldn't possibly be as stupid as she looks and sounds...

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@Rep_Clyde You just aren't very bright.

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@NerdAthens So, the billionaire who profited immensely from the presidency and has been propped up, his worst lies endorsed by the establishment of the republican party, doesn't qualify as an "elite establishment figure" in your mind? Curious.

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@Rep_Clyde You're a moron, Clyde.

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@PicturesFoIder ...this is my wife...

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@JonBatiste I certainly do!

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@laurenboebert Dear Lauren,
Shut the fuck up.

With disgust,
America