Charlie

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[Charlie @heuuis_]

If I say anything I’m going straight to @bottomjail 🥺

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

There’s been a lot of insecure snot eating betas in my comment section calling me weak lately because I am voting for Kamala Harris.

Get mogged incels.

[Charlie @heuuis_]

Using “I yearn for the urn” whenever I’m asked to do a difficult task

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

“I’m 85, pushing 86 HARD” this lady is an icon 😂

[Charlie @heuuis_]

I should call him…

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How you clean a golf ball

[📹 chintech33]

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@BlackFinch @SLC_Repayment Nah I’ve reported that, I got a response from the official one in the existing chat 2 mins after posting, then nothing for an hour. Thanks for the heads up though

[Charlie @heuuis_]

So @SLC_Repayment won’t respond on Twitter and an hour and a half on the phone with no answer. Does anyone actually work there? Do I need to start sending letters to get any answers?

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@MrRegUK @DownVideoBot

[Charlie @heuuis_]

For real had to use Lime today because the app is broken. How is this a good business model where your website says you’re not hiring developers but you so obviously need them to provide your service? How can you compete when we’re literally forced to use a competitor instead?

[Charlie @heuuis_]

I know forests are full of bugs but does the @humanforest_uk app have to be as well? Pls can I get a part time side gig helping squash them? Or make the code open source

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@vodkaredbill @greeneking @metpoliceuk Lol at the idea you watch someone being abused and think “that’s none of my business”. Better hope next time it’s not someone you love.

[Charlie @heuuis_]

Hi @greeneking, just wondered if you know this man who was shouting and dragging his crying girlfriend down the street tonight? Think his name is Francis? Are you ok with him being the manager of your pub, Friend at Hand?

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@vodkaredbill @greeneking @metpoliceuk So abusing your girlfriend is ok, but people calling you out on it isn’t, got you 👌

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@greenekingcares Sent you a dm

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@vodkaredbill @greeneking Don’t worry buddy, the police were called as well, very quick response time, well done @metpoliceuk

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@DeclanMcKenna @OfficialRandL This set was so good, especially profound doing Nothing Works before Brazil ❤️

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@FoxNews Not coincidences, just a whole lot of crimes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Charlie @heuuis_]

Infuriating quote in a BBC News article. Complete breakdown of basic supply and demand in the housing market

“…we don’t have customers for them [at the extortionate prices we want to charge and if that means fewer people own houses then whatevs]”

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@r1ngobingo Could be either, but probably better to imagine you’re talking to both since a threesome with a guy who’s more into one of the bfs is gonna be… tense 😬

[Charlie @heuuis_]

@SnoopApp when will Barclays transaction data be shown? It shows the account balance but no spending insights

[Charlie @heuuis_]

Is Adonis the only good party left in London, other than HCL and Fold (which I haven’t tried yet)?