Jorjor Wel

this is going to ruin the tour

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

my pop punk ass at the @counterparts905 gig tonight

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

when the doctor says don’t make her laugh or she’ll die but then someone puts on a Minecon 2015 video

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

thanks for asking, my interests actually include looking at memes about Ea Nasir and also watching those edits of Minecon 2015 that make it look as awkward as possible

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

my positive affirmations until december 12th: if taylor swift can perform for 3.5 hours straight, i can perform for 3 mins

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

they were right, depression cannot in fact hit a moving target

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

me: do you like my new crocs?

the drilling manager at work: “crocs are nothing to be proud of. the holes are there for your dignity to flow out of”

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

@PhiladelphiaUki did you guys discontinue chocolate philadelphia ….. AGAIN???

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

u can tell i stopped taking my hormones a couple days ago cause im in my Airbnb crying about Epiphany by Taylor Swift

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

No Vacancy deserved to win battle of the bands, their song fucked, it was better than the school of rock song

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

every day i see an animal in the uk that im not familiar with and it shakes me to my core

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

my first day on a new project today, and i’m not getting the vibe that i can tell these clients to fuck off to their face

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

can someone from the 80s confirm if Rock the Casbah was a life changing release at the time??? bc i actually can’t believe such a perfect piece of music exists

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

sometimes i just wanna end my shit in front of a client when they piss me off

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

omg lore, i was insane when i lived in wales and insane when i lived in scotland??? england is my safe space unfortunately

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

i miss my therapist from when i lived in scotland

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

well i miss living in scotland i wish i wasn’t clinically insane for 75% of the time i was there

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

in work

me: yeah i’m being sent to grimsby for 5 months, good fish n chips

coworker: don’t get fat again

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

i just remembered about yikyak oh my godddd my shayla, the best app for those of us who had the magical combination of being hilarious but not conventionally attractive

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

devilled eggs should make their way over to the UK i want to try one

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

working in engineering is class because my coworkers are fucking annoying but i don’t get in trouble for telling them loudly in the office that they’re fucking annoying

[Jorjor Wel @hev_m8]

text messages i send to my boss