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25//consistently confused capricorn

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

my manager made Pickles the business mascot so now she gets to model all the cars

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@Amidala03 now as someone who has thai half siblings, my sperm donor is in fact a pedophile

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@cascomsketch @cherryshcney in the beach scene he mentions having to look up words and the whole tunnel scene in Russian is because he cant find the words in English

[ėrick @wonderxboy]

https://t.co/2NHf331AiB

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@pinkstape it’s like that in the books when they cameo in the others stories their lines (mainly whatever Ilya says) is just peak

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@HovenBanter @EliBPalm @D3athCrxsh @MisunderstNomad @snowvics normal is subjective and varies regardless of your beliefs on conformity

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@EliBPalm @D3athCrxsh @MisunderstNomad @snowvics variations in sexuality won’t cause the collapse of society nor would being accepting of peoples differences.

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

@EliBPalm @D3athCrxsh @MisunderstNomad @snowvics unlikely. not everyone is gay.

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

frankly i’m just going to breeze over that little detail

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

getting over halfway through a book only to find out the main character is actually blonde, not brunette as my imagination pictured

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

an old lady telling me “don’t grow old it’s not worth it” whilst im super suicidal is actually the funniest thing

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

i have no friends no social life outside of family and work no relationship spend every free moment reading and have never felt so content in introversion

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

post migraine pre holiday i am on the edge

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

tried to bail on line dancing tonight bc period cramps are bad but mum hit me with the “i was line dancing whilst 8 months pregnant with you” so nvm

[milk @milkstrology]

🌭🧨 capricorn risings: new moon in cancer 7/5 moodboard horoscope 🧨🌭

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

tonights night out with family consisted of me encouraging men to find their gspot, making my family listen to paramore and having everyone try poppersq

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

3 police cars pulled up on our road n one of them was kinda cute u bet i emptied every bin in the house

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

just want a cherry almond latte but be fucked driving to birkenhead to get one

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

the way liverpool has 7 caffe nero’s when the wirral only has 1 is truly grating me rn

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

how can i have so many tattoos and still feel so BARE

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

i possibly couldve heard her had AA not the american average not been at max volume but i relish a fitting soundtrack

[h 🍉 @hevarowan]

was giving way for a woman who then thought she’d pulled out on a van that was already indicating to turn onto the road she was coming out of n shes mouthing off at me as if A) its my fault she didnt look both ways B) i can actually hear her