banter room sober

famously off Forrest Gump

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*using ChatGPT*

“How to get Sophie thatcher to marry you?”
“How to convince Sophie thatcher to fall in love with you?”
“Best place to meet Sophie Thatcher?”
“Does Sophie thatcher fw sober white boys?”

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@NoFunnyNameHere Any local sporting event is chill

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@WyattFlores10 please play Holes at your Vancouver show on Saturday

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Sometimes my vape lasts so long I get suspicious, why hasn’t this become burnt yet? What are they putting in this thing?

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Dick wolf: okay so we are going to do a Law & Order spinoff focused on sexual crimes, any ideas for a male lead that can convey the nuances and softness of this role?

Writers:

Dick Wolf:

Writer: Ic-

Dick wolf: ICE-T, bang on.

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Unfortunately my white peach vape and oat milk matcha latte combine for a very unpleasant taste.

Won’t be pairing those together at my future restaurant

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I respect few things less than men wearing “Happy Dad” Seltzer hats. One of the worst looks of all time.

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Biggest OFF stamp for the fall season: Oat Milk

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Something inherently evil about being Australian

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Billy Bob Thornton one of the craziest dudes out there. Such a g

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@TasteTherapist I’m naked

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@rorymcilboys @CanadianPolling Your vendetta against this account is all time

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Uncs love being like : “just had a tunafish sandwich for lunch”

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I’m blown away by how accurately Happy Gilmore 2 portrays AA meetings

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*christopher walken voice*

[dick kickem @iShitInMyJNCOS]

*sigh* somehow… The Mack returned

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I’m eating so many ice cream bars I may give myself diabetes

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Twix are my favorite chocolate bar, but I’ll have a KitKat if I need a snack. Does that make sense?

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The last thing you need at 7:45AM is the celcius that makes you sleepy

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Hard to beat a top 3 like this

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Born to die heroically during WW2, forced to grind out 88’s at Mickey Mouse golf courses