Harry Lewis

matter of fact, i didnt even give you my coat!

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

@smooth_apollo Maybe if Pujarra didn’t have a problem with the 100m wide sight screen

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

@darcy_kennedy13 hit by a stingray*

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Bindi Irwin absolutely sucks, get off the today show love #moresteviejacobs #today

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Wanted a quick nap before dinner, woke up a day later #20hourssleepandstilltired

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Get so hungry when the bloke working next to me all day smells like KFC #kentuckyfriedcunt

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Grandpa: "there's too much meat in my meat pie, whatever happened to a bit of a gravy pie?"
#oldpeopleareweird

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Any Danger of Geelong making a trade this off season? #punny

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Seems legit #nigerianprincess #wheredoisign?

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Feeling the love when dad forgets your birthday #surpriseparty?

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Sucks when you wake up and realise you slept on top of your sheet ... #easytomake #lifehack

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

R&B Fridays, best thing since sliced bread #fridayfaps

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Running into your hot lecturer outside of uni is always a treat #teacherspet #tune

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Love it how mum won't hit the dog when it shits on the floor, but she used to hit her kids whenever we said "shit" #dontcutthedinosaurdaddy

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

@ShaunAidsBurger its what I'm studying at uni mate

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Love it how mum says thank you to dad whenever he pays for something, even though it's her money #stayathomedad#breadwinner #fucksteryotypes

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Hate when your tv doesn't work on the plane so you have to watch the bloke 4 rows in front play Tetris for entertainment #fuck #you #jestar

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Love it when you get up at 6am, jump in the car and triple j chucks on an absolute screamer just to fuck with you

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

@calorie_tate yeah nearly as bad as your pill atm #fattytits

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

Rogers to make a double ton! #bigcallthursdays #Ashes2015

[Harry Lewis @hewislarry]

@rodflanders69 @nickmilne_blt nah heard they have no effect on rowers #fllllannnnddeers