Gavin Hewitt

[dei youngboy @AntifaScapegoat]

Last night I took my daughter for a walk so she could say goodnight to the neighborhood stray cats, and that one thirty minute period of my life was more meaningful and valuable than every minute of Kevin O'Leary's life put together

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

God works in mysterious ways. Like if you spend decades hoarding wealth and destroying the housing market then one day you have to hear your adult son cumming.

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

Installed a bidet too far forward and sniped my balls off like the deathstar blowing up alderaan

[doomer @uncledoomer]

he's like the retarded forrest gump

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

Kid Rock addresses The Pentagon on the Strait of Hormuz.

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[The Force Majeure Groyper 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ProgDirectorate]

White people opioid culture gave us JD Vance and Hillbilly Elegy. Black people opioid culture gave us Future's legendary discography. Much to consider

[arch @vigilanthwip]

restricting your imagination really takes the fun out of it, man. if a filmmaker wants to use their creative liberty to shrink you and the camera down inside the mask giving us a perspective from a space that doesn't even exist, i'm all for it.

[lil bump stock @m_booker1]

crazy how it never occurred to any of these dopes that Trump’s options in 2024 were being the president again or going to prison, so he just promised whatever people wanted to hear bc his life was on the line based on the outcome

[doomer @uncledoomer]

literally this image

[Kalle📸 @KalleSorbo]

I think it is deeply concerning that the group of people building the technology that is supposed to reshape humanity don't actually care about what it means to be human.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@pmarca If you think that introspection is "sitting around moaning about your feelings", maybe the problem is that you're dumb.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The year is 2042. As water shortages ravage the planet, Senator Jake Paul unveils a new proposal to mitigate extreme thirst: Subsidies for Prime sports drink for households that subscribe to his YouTube channel.

[Jhay @jhayusb]

on my 7th bathroom break at work

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[rokhannacycle @rokhannacycle]

you delayed a testimony related to a sex trafficking ring.