Heworth Roundabout

RETIRED: Updates and everyday snark from the North East's most crumbly roundabout. #HeworthRoundabout #Heworth #Fellingbypass

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A list of ways of getting home quicker than the Heworth roundabout.
1. Moonwalking
2. Cha Cha Slideing
3. Line dancing
4. Human Cannonballing
5. Human Centipedeing
6. Sitting on a giant finger nail and waiting for it to grow towards your home. #Traffic

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It's been fun. Goodbye.

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@PhilCrowell Credit goes to @GMBCouncil they've done a sterling job and early too!

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So are we back to needing just a single flask of coffee for the commute? #Heworth #Fellingbypass #Traffic #NorthEast

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@leighhhcampbell @MurrayyyDaniel I'M SORRRRYYYY!

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It turns out that I am more of a moth than a butterfly. https://t.co/8Fs6qMsCgz

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Tonight I am a caterpillar in my traffic cone chrysalis. Tomorrow I will emerge a butterfly. #Heworth #Traffic #NorthEast #FellingBypass #A184

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Tonight I am a caterpillar in my traffic cone chrysalis. Tomorrow I will emerge a butterfly. #Heworth #Traffic #NorthEast #FellingBypass #A184

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@PhilCrowell @ChronicleLive A rebrand may be in order... I've been closing my eyes while they've been doing my makeover so as to not spoil the surprise.

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One more sleep! #Heworth #Felling #Traffic #A184 #PartyTime #Traffic @ChronicleLive

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What are you most excited about? #traffic #northeast #HeworthRoundabout

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Sometimes you have to work hard to rise a rye smile from a Gateshead commuter but sometimes @ChronicleLive does the work for you. #Traffic #NorthEast https://t.co/zYtuzDTmZq

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I am considering one of life's big questions in today's traffic jam. What do you prefer: #Traffic #NorthEast

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Mixing up my transport hell today. I'm stuck on a train at Stevenage...

Coincidently "Stationary at Stevenage" is my favourite @ArcticMonkeys B-side.

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It's 2018, ask yourself why you can't simply fly over the Heworth Roundabout. The television lied to you! #WeWerePromisedJetPacks #Heworth #Felling

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"Move to Hebburn" they said.
"Just a 4 miles into town" they said.
"Why are you so angry these days" they ask...
#MyCommute #HeworthRoundabout

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Do you remember when speed signs were a warning and not an aspiration? #HeworthRoundabout #Traffic #FellingBypass #GroundHogDay

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Reduce your commute by following these 3 easy steps:
1. Use your time sat stationary on the Felling bypass to learn Spanish.
2. Get a job in Spain
3. Commute to Spain

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In tribute to the late great Stephen Hawking today's commute is bending the rules of space and time. #Heworth #A167 #neTraffic

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Seeing as we've been spending so long together you should get to know me better. I'm spiritual but not religious and believe the colour pink tastes like popping candy. #Heworth #Fellingbypass #A184

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@millsy_f @rcuffy Sorry these guys reached out first 😃