After 10 years in crypto, I've started to only allocate capital to three things.
TOKEN: $BTC
MEMECOIN: $DOG
NFTS: #Ordinals#Runestone#NodeMonke
NodeMonke
Buy, wait, but, wait, buy, wait...
But eventually these will give me all the gains I need without all the torture of FOMO & FUD cycles.
Because they are permanent. They are forever. Bitcoin's ecosystem is all the crypto I need.
Those who collect NodeMonkes are ultimately collecting not monkeys, but the purest artistic witness and spiritual heritage of an era.
It distills Bitcoin’s rugged soul into artworks that can be quietly contemplated and repeatedly savored.
send nodes
NodeMonkes is the best and most aesthetically pleasing pixel art you’ll find in crypto.
the return of the monkes will be so massive that you’ll wish you could go back to these times.
it’s still a low risk asset with enormous potential.
send nodes to valhalla.
People ask why Ordinals matter when you already have ETH NFTs.
It's simple, Bitcoin has:
> the highest security of any chain
> the most decentralized network in existence
> 15+ years of never going down
> the most recognized brand in all of crypto
Putting digital ownership on Bitcoin is not a gimmick.
it's putting your NFT in the safest vault that has ever existed.
Bored Ape Yacht Club did 264 ETH volume in 24h.
If that amount of sweeping hits @nodemonkes , it clears to 0.1 BTC in less than a day
And above 0.1 BTC, the floor is thin.
and you’re telling me it won’t reach its previous ATH once Ordinals heat up again?
Only 120 listed between .1 btc to .96 btc
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A few years from now, no one’s going to care whether Tesla entered a new city with one robotaxi or 50. What will matter is that they launched, and then scaled a safe service.
The people complaining that Tesla launched with only one robotaxi in Dallas and Houston are the same ones dismissing the rollout as a “stock pump.” So which is it? Too fast to be credible, or too small to matter? lol.
At the end of the day, Tesla is heads down trying to scale this thing and get ready for Cybercab. The fact that Tesla is starting with Unsupervised rides in Dallas and Houston I think is a notable step forward, and could mean a more accelerated Cybercab rollout than most think.
“Tesla hasn’t even launched a robotaxi service.”
“It’s not real because Tesla isn’t offering rides without safety monitors.”
“It’s only one unsupervised Model Y in a tiny geofence in Austin.”
“Sure, the service area and number of unsupervised robotaxis expanded, but it’s still only in one city.”
“Sure, Tesla launched Unsupervised robotaxi rides in Houston and Dallas, but it’s just a small geofenced area.”
Haters keep moving the goalposts, while downplaying what is happening right in front of their eyes.
Put yourself in the shoes of an American-hating liberal for just one second.
You’re furious at the system.
You’re convinced the country is rotten to the core.
You’ve got the passport, the savings, the righteous fury.
So…
Where do you go?
Seriously, name the place.
Which nation out there is handing out more freedom, more opportunity, more room to speak your mind, even when your mind is dead-set on trashing the place that gave you it all?
Europe?
Cute accents, sure, but good luck starting a business paying 60% taxes so the government can decide what’s best for you.
Canada?
Don't make me laugh.
Australia?
Beautiful beaches, until you remember they’ll confiscate your guns and fine you for thinking wrong on social media.
The places that actually rival us in size and resources tend to have issues like, oh I don’t know, jailing dissidents and disappearing journalists.
No one is trying to cross the border into Canada.
No one is rushing to live in Italy or Denmark.
Not a single person wants to live in Somalia.
Not even the Somalis.
My point is nowhere else comes close to the United States of America.
(damn that gave me goosebumps)
Not even on their best day.
We’re not perfect, never claimed we were.
We’ve got problems stacked higher than a Manhattan skyline.
Most of them involve the same people who hate it here.
But name another country that lets you hate it out loud, organize against it, protest in its streets, sue its government, run for office to fix it, and still sleep under the best roof on planet Earth.
Name one that turned a wild frontier into the world’s innovation engine in a couple centuries.
Name one whose culture conquered the globe without firing a shot.
Blue jeans, rock ’n’ roll, Hollywood blockbusters, iPhones, and yes, even our fast food as unhealthy as it is.
We invented the weekend barbecue, the Super Bowl, the road trip across deserts and mountains and beaches that make the rest of the world’s postcards look amateur.
We’ve got Yellowstone, Yosemite, the Grand Canyon, the Golden Gate Bridge, and natural wonders that leave foreigners speechless.
We put rockets into space while half the planet was still figuring out indoor plumbing.
And our sports?
Puhhhh-lease.
The rest of the world plays “football” for 90 minutes and calls a 1-0 snoozefest exciting.
We gave you March Madness, overtime thrillers, seventh-game World Series walk-offs, and fourth-quarter comebacks that turn grown men into crying newborns.
Good luck beating us at our own games, we literally invented most of them.
People risk their lives on rafts, tunnels, and desert treks to get here.
Not to Sweden.
Not to Japan.
Here.
Even the ones who show up waving the flag of the country they just fled still know, deep down, this is the last best shot.
So yeah, keep telling me how much you hate it.
I’ll keep grinning, because your refusal to leave is the loudest “America rules” you’ll ever shout.
We’re loud, messy, flawed, and absolutely unbeatable.
God bless this ridiculous, beautiful, freedom-drunk nation.
There’s nowhere else I’d rather be.
NodeStrategy has acquired an additional 17 Nodemonkes via sweeps and offers for 0.5539 BTC at an average price of 0.03258 BTC. As of 11/03/2025, we hold 393 Nodemonkes acquired for 19.072 BTC at an average price of 0.04855 BTC.