tanuki

I like games with terrible hitboxes.
toast enthusiast

[tanuki @HexasToast]

Toaster strudels are the missing link between hot pockets and pop tarts.

[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

🪿🤪

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

When you ask someone for directions and they start using unrelatable words like "East" and "West"

[𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓴 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓿𝓲𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 ⚔️ @Erik_Quill]

I need this shirt

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven.

[Ayomide 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

That one crumb in the air fryer getting cooked for the 87th time

[Harmony @HarmonyOW2]

“Yeah man I’m getting on the game right now as we speak”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks and I can't explain that

[chaosjim @yungfloop]

yeah i got a porn addiction
porn myself a big bowl of cereal

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

[ひえたコッペパン🥖 @coolpan967]

キリンの着ぐるみを着た男性が野生のキリンと挨拶をした瞬間、事故が起こってしまう・・・
これ笑ったｗｗｗ

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

Bald is an emotion sometimes

[cow @cowincrisis]

i like when the humans wave at me when they drive past

[Oceaniz @Oceaniz96]

Unfortunately, Monster Hunter is full of artificial difficulty.

For example, monsters being allowed to attack me when I'm the one who paid for the game. I have a job and when I come home for gaming, it sucks to not be able to just win because the monster fights back.