max

derivatives trader, computer programmer

[max @hexcap]

so i go into rehab next weekend. much needed and overdue - i’m trying to view it as a fun vacation at the same time 🤗

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ugh, bye, i’m gonna live life without you. weak as fuck, soft, and manipulative. which is SAD. tired of waiting. could’ve been great - but i’m tired. but whatever, here’s to moving forward✌️i’m done, wish you well

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i guess i was delulu this whole time - woah, woah, woah… i just wanna plant jalapeños and cuddle with a certain girl… i guess i’m just a stupid motherfucker. joke’s on me

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aghhhhhh so boring and lame lmao; come out, come out, or go fuck yourself

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so much to say..

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i’m getting a tattoo, and it’s gonna be tiny text, and say: “whatever” - 3 guesses where i put it

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haahaha this is life 🥰, it’s great, isn’t it?

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writing out so much to the point where the platform tells you “gotta pay $ to put this message out”

dude there’s so much i wanna say, stop

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weak as fuck; i guess i’ll move on and try to forget you… very sad, but whatever. i’ll be OK

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stitches out. healed up pretty good

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keep your expectations low and you’ll never be disappointed

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saying “God bless you” to someone and getting the same response - one of life’s greatest pleasures

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oh what the fuck? my fire alarm is going off now? chirping? can i catch a break or what?

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barron trump - what an interesting guy. six foot fucking nine, like holy shit?… son of our complicated president… God bless him

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ouch. kitchen knife. but has healed-ish past few days

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having 4 stitches in your dominant hand pointer finger from cutting yourself with a kitchen knife… changes how you do absolutely everything around the house

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if you pronounce “Reese’s” peanut butter cups as “Ree-see’s” then go fuck yourself

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looking forward to gtfo of my mom’s house tomorrow, but she definitely helped speed up my recovery 🤧 feeling so much better

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sick, so i’m spending a couple days at my moms 🤧

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those individual performances - chris martin, “viva la vida”, yes please