frog detective

[jude @judecomputer]

i love bobs burgers and will never stop watching it but i steadfastly insist that its absolute funniest moment is early in season one when tina is laying on the floor upset that a boy moved away and she’ll never play kickball with him and louise says “you should kill yourself”

[frog detective @hexeamu]

My d&d friends listened to me talk about the medications prescribed to me for my period cramps for 10 minutes

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

When hiking, the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.

[Janet Garcia 🦋 @Gameonysus]

Episode 2 of #TLOU confirmed that the canonical way to play the game is to immediately fail at stealth and start firing chaotically.

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

just found out that there’s only two northern white rhinos left on earth and it’s a mother and her daughter. just a mom and her baby girl alone against the world im literally gonna throw up.

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

if pete lets me wear a strap on

[frog detective @hexeamu]

@jenna_thedream she deserves it

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the animal sanctuary account i follow just made a post about how one of their elephants had a “i didn’t know i was pregnant” type delivery that was so shocking that when the baby just dropped out onto the ground the other elephants ran away screaming

[frog detective @hexeamu]

@gracebruxner i have dedicated my entire life to this series

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”

[frog detective @hexeamu]

“yes QT has free air bitch”

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

gon' getya

[K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler]

By the time you turn 35, you're in a blood feud with either Lowes or Home Depot, and have sworn vengeance against a minimum of two major airlines.

[lisa @Alythuh]

made these froggy gaming chairs 🐸

[frog detective @hexeamu]

tiktok filters are just the gen z version of buzzfeed quizzes

[frog detective @hexeamu]

convinced it’ll become a family heirloom one day because it’s stayed with me through two cars

[frog detective @hexeamu]

i still have this mixtape my high school friend made me in like 10th grade in my glovebox that i refuse to throw away