boomer consumer

Serial Chiller

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

A 0.69 student can know more than a 4.20 gpa student. Grades determine obedience, not intelligence

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

If I was an ENT I’m immediately copping a STUD ENT DRIVER bumper sticker

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

effective.
Power
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[Xanny DeVito @trevorstweetss]

It’s very funny that the greatest basketball players in history have to go to Springfield, Massachusetts to get their honors

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

This Uber driver collecting check engine lights like they’re Infiniti Stones

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

She thought I was meh till she met my oz

[Matt Barnum @matt_barnum]

NEW: The conventional wisdom is that parents have grown increasingly furious with public schools. But it's actually people without school-age children who are particularly skeptical of public schools, multiple surveys show. https://t.co/VIwg7fCUAo

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

@metraUPN MOVE THAT BUS!!

[corwin @corlosewins]

@metraUPN any updates, queen?

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

All Trader Joe’s packaging is deeply fucked up in some way, shape or form

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Mike!!!! My God

[hellon dude @allahliker]

it’s still too early to politicize this submarine tragedy, but after all is said and done we will have to have a national reckoning about how this was all caused by wokeness

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

Submersible Stepson Summer

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

Stan Kroenke is a certified close talker

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

😎

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

Suns associate HC Kevin Young will stay on new coach Frank Vogel’s staff for a deal that’ll make him the league’s highest paid assistant, sources tell ESPN. Young was a finalist for job that Vogel landed with Phoenix.

[boomer consumer @hexsaver]

Credit to Google Maps for going out of the way to suggest 6 alternative routes each taking 58 minutes longer than the one I’m on

[Nate🦇 @NateDawg__]

got sent this yesterday and it’s my new favourite

[Pringus McDingus @Armand_Gman]

sigh

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

The Milwaukee Bucks have received permission to interview Phoenix Suns associate head coach Kevin Young for the franchise’s coaching job, sources tell ESPN. Young is also a candidate with Toronto and expected to interview with the Suns for the new opening there.

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

Hey @Disney, Illinois will happy accept your 70,000+ jobs if you want to leave Florida.

We've got mediocre weather, great people, and it's always a great day in Illinois!

Illinois IS woke, and you be mandated by law to make JB into an animated Disney Prince.