Flexican American

Stone Cold Keith Austin

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@ItsTotallyKi I feel people are leaving out key details to the story. This isn’t like we went around the corner for dominoes, we drove out to get pizza, the place had drinks..and stairs

[Deadlift Schrempf @MyNameisKai__]

I only have 1 friend that I have to ask what they’re wearing when we go out. This is because he will outdress everyone unnecessarily and I can’t be looking weak in front of my woman.

This nigga wore a red feather coat to get pizza.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@whois_jayb @MyNameisKai__ I haven’t tweeted in like a year and the first thing I have to do is defend myself from one of my best friends on the Internet.

It’s a crazy world.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@LON_knows @bratZbethani Blushed a little.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

Even if you don’t like the Yankees you have to take a step back, look at this and go

“Wow, he really is hitting a lot of home runs”

Anything else is ludicrous

[MLB @MLB]

#AllRise for history!

#AaronJudge has tied the AL record for HR in a season with 61!

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@LON_knows 2022, 3rd and three we still putting it in the air.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@LON_knows Get with the times old man.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@SoAboutLastNite @LON_knows That’s level of annoyance takes dedication and skill. (Love it)

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@letsgetgoo Oh I already know. I sneaking my own green jacket off the fairway.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

I need me those US Open fits.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

I am really liking this baseball on Apple TV+.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

What a time to be a fan of New York baseball.

[🪼 Squishy @JustLovingLex]

We need more good barbecue spots that aren’t 20+ minutes away

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

@MyNameisKai__ Definite group picture, then I’d get it put on a tshirt so I can wear that too.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

I’d find this hilarious.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

Getting substituted off of the mound in baseball has got to be one of the most demoralizing feelings in all of sports.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

I would’ve been iced the hell up at the plate. In true All-Star fashion.

[Flexican American @heyIlikeyour]

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