Mikey

i really liked Paul Blart: Mall Cop

[drea 🩷en-7 #stuckattherestaurant @deadlikenatasha]

@ginasfsmfs actual cinema

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me after spraying a bug with febreeze

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i was so real for tweeting this omg

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hate when menus are like “with your choice of 2 sides”. and the list of sides is at the bottom of page 5 in the smallest fontsize on earth

[Mikey @hey__mikey]

hate when menus are like “with your choice of 2 sides”. and the list of sides is at the bottom of page 5 in the smallest fontsize on earth

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cole slaw yummy 😋

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@crzrback @Jared_Carrabis that was actually better than last nights main event, not even joking lol

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mood

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when your friend at the sleepover asks if you want a snack and you say yes and they yell “mom, he said hes hungry”

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im afraid. in general and also bc i dont know if my duplex has a carbon monoxide detector

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my biggest flex? i always want a burrito. period

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i dont like bokchoy

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i forgot how obsessed i am with giant clam

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dog that’s not even mine: *exists*

me thinking about that dog:

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the way i eat spaghetti in public vs the way i eat it at home is so different lmao. im so fake

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my newest summer obsession? french crullers

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when my coworkers try to make smalltalk with me

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i dont like bokchoy

[kyaa @kyaa_snow]

i hate hate hate hate HATE how gen z has turned "aesthetic" into an adjective 😭😭😭 like what does "aesthetic desk setup" mean????? what kind of aesthetic???? y'all don't make no SENSE

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im gonna post a pic of a bhole and see how that goes

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i am truly amazed anytime i post something and no one unfollows me lol