Allison

ice cream connoisseur, dog obsessed, always (fashionably) late, perpetually tired || rider '17 '18

[Allison @hey_allison]

outside of turner and Taylor, no one else left should be in the final 5 #bb24

[Allison @hey_allison]

Michael literally carried all of these people on his back this season, if he goes, the last two weeks just got boring #BB24

[Allison @hey_allison]

did Brittany hypnotize everyone so the girls would all get the same answers for HOH #bb24

[Allison @hey_allison]

Also can we get a wellness check on Julie Chen?? Miss girl are you good?? #BB24

[Allison @hey_allison]

But also goodbye Terrence no one cares what you think or do or say #BB24

[Allison @hey_allison]

not everyone throwing each other under the bus in their goodbye messages to Terrance #BB24

[Allison @hey_allison]

my twitter these days is complaints to companies, I apologize to my followers

[Allison @hey_allison]

Ordered bridal shower gifts from @Target for delivery and both came damaged so bad that they can’t be given as a gift this weekend. Customer service says they can’t help. This is ridiculous. @Target is really going downhill 🙄

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

@BeReal_App I already added M&M’S 😐

[Allison @hey_allison]

not jasmine looking like a rotten Hershey kiss #bb24 ….why is she still here

[Allison @hey_allison]

why is jasmine still in the big brother house??? girl doesn’t play in comps and thinks she’s playing a great game #BB24

[Allison @hey_allison]

how does one access an old @YouTube channel pre- @Google without knowing the password

[Allison @hey_allison]

@Instacart Hi again - just DMed you with more info based on our conversation.

[Allison @hey_allison]

So annoyed with @Instacart. I was referred with a code, code didn’t get applied to my account, and now the user who referred me gets no credit. Horrible that you can’t fix this.

[Allison @hey_allison]

@Instacart Just sent you a DM!

[Allison @hey_allison]

Disclosure: Register for Presale & Win 2 Sidestage Passes: https://t.co/vyYmlXKyxH

[Allison @hey_allison]

add @USPS customer service to my list of shipping services who will be the death of me this holiday season

[Allison @hey_allison]

careless @UPS drivers are going to be the death of me this holiday season

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine.

I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers.

Also, I eat hot dogs.

[Allison @hey_allison]

@_JulieGallagher Look up supergas on Nordstrom! I’ve seen a lot of people posting about the white platform recently 😌