Graham Hey

I'm a comedy writer, screenwriter and author with Chronos publishing. I love writing quirky rom-coms.

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Tonight was the launch of the latest novel by the brilliant LG Jenkins! A fab night and can’t wait to read this trilogy!! Bring it on…
#author #dystopian #novel #dystopianfuture #future

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@channel5_tv @halfpennyjill Worst writing ever, and sooo predictable.

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The Cuckoo on Channel5 is the most predictable piece of crap it’s been my displeasure to watch. All the usual ‘ let’s not call the police’ and an ending I predicted right at the start. Embarrassing! #thecuckoo

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The debut novel by L.K.Pang is out now. If you love mystery thrillers then this is for you! Highly recommended!

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Do they only have one police uniform in the Coronation st props dept? It’s always the same copper FFS!!! #Corrie #coronationstreet #itv https://t.co/5HhhlIvdjY

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The worst writing in uk tv history! Coronation Streets terrorist incident, driving with a bomb in the van… even Rita Fairclough’s hair is more realistic! WTF!!!! #Corrie #coronationstreet #ITV https://t.co/5HhhlIvdjY

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Just thinking about Brazil. Who doesn’t LOVE this fella!! RIP the great Socrates… #WorldCup #brazilvscroatia #Qatar2022 #BBCFootball #eng #Pele

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Isn’t this the fella who once won Eurovision?? #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFA23 #Qatar2022 #Qatar #WorldCup #WorldcupQatar2022

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Just to get you in the mood… it’s RIVELINO! #Qatar2022 #Brazil #WorldCup #WorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022

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This game is exactly like our tea ( which we haven’t had yet ) Birds Eye v Farmfoods. We’ve got both on the menu! #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup #Brazil #QatarWorldCup #ITVFootball #fifa https://t.co/FLD6eeQMJZ #eng

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Where are all the World Cup characters? Remember Colombia? Happy days! #QatarWorldCup2022 #WorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #bra

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Here’s one for the oldies, and all the proud folks in Cameroon! Let’s party like it’s 1990!! Enjoy! #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 play Spot the Ball for free. https://t.co/ilaYFr6aDQ

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Nuthin else to say. #WorldCup2022 #BBCWorldCup #FIFAWorldCupGR #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 https://t.co/FLD6eezbSr

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Well, it makes a change from frikkin’ traffic lights! #QatarWorldCup2022 #Qatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #WorldCup https://t.co/FLD6eezbSr

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Uruguay going out? Suarez you may well pull your shirt over your head. It’s size XL: extra loser! #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #WorldCup #FIFAWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup

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There have been some great strikers in this World Cup so far, but here’s one of the best strikers ever… who is it? Oh, ask yer mam! #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #Messi #England

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Look what we just bought on EBay! A Messi doll. 12 inches high. Cheats to get penalties. Life size! #Messi #LeoMessi #QatarWorldCup2022 #FIFAWorldCup #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022

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Spot the Ball is 100% free to play. Register and then play! Go to https://t.co/FLD6eeQMJZ where someone will win Pele’s signed shirt. Prizes EVERY DAY! #Qatar #WorldCup #brazilworldcup #COMPETITION #entertainment #fun

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Goal for Rashford! You know what’s gunna happen next… free school dinners in Doha!! #rashford #eng #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #QatarWorldCup2022 #QatarWorldCup

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Cheney Hawkes provided the half time entertainment at the Ahmad bin Ali stadium - the Qataris really do have a human rights record to answer to… #QatarWorldCup2022 #footballmanager #FIFAWorldCupQatar2022 #FIFAWorldCup