Monika

[Erin Herrmann @erinmherrmann]

my parents are such goofs they drove out to the backroads so my dad could play the cows the songs he’s been learning on the saxophone pt.1

[A$AP BA$EY @_kaseyramirez]

I will not get married till I can afford an open bar. I would never disrespect my friends and family like that

[Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie]

Forgive n Forget??? bich i'm not Jesus and i don't have alzheimers hoe

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

@UberFacts Fucking cunt bag

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

amazing grace perfume by philosophy literally TURNS ME ON

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

Confessions from youth group "your friend is going to go to hell unless you convince her to love jesus"

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

Its a sad day when "small hands" is now going to run our neighboring country #inaguration #usa #wow @realDonaldTrump

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

Just found an e-mail i sent to an ex years ago and i think i just threw up

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

@sarcastic_ky omg i love you bb

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

"Debit or credit?"
"Yup"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT AN ANSWER TO MY ???

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

*buys big white board and magnets* Takes magnets, forgets big white board sitting under the small pack of magnets. 😑

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

"I need to return this printer the operating system is too difficult, I'm not ready, and my parents are dying" #ouch

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

Need to make a blog about all the dumb shit customers say/do to me.

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

You look like a sewage rat

[Caitlyn Jenner @Caitlyn_Jenner]

I'm so happy after such a long struggle to be living my true self. Welcome to the world Caitlyn. Can't wait for you to get to know her/me.

[Monika @Hey_its_Mon]

"When you try to let each other go up the stairs first, just so you can stare at their butt"

[mason @mbaeson]

the original fuck boy