mason

He/him/handsome

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

how can a society be so cartoonishly evil man

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I wish Riley had been better at swimming so we didn’t have to fucking listen to her

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

israel and america do 9/11’s in lebanon and iran every day and it feels like the world barely cares

[Thorne 🌸 @ExistentialEnso]

oopsie doodles, we accidentally fueled a violent moral panic about one of the most marginalized groups in existence because we took the word of a notorious grifter

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[mason @mbaeson]

@kendallgnat student called another one “a fucking butthole” the other day and all i could think was just how devastating butthole is compared to asshole

[Andrew @Swordfish978]

Woah mamma they put me in tha orb

[sage @spherection]

he says this with a spot-on homer simpson inflection

[mason @mbaeson]

@peaceseens u had me fucked up for a second still tho

[mason @mbaeson]

dipping a Jamaican beef patty in the don river

[Damarys @RoatansFinest]

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

[hubbert 𓆏🇵🇸 @Bonarno_]

Medieval herbalists when their supplies are delayed

[Bergie @BergTheBuilder]

Bad news for beers, I woke up.

[This barbie wears a mask. @kemicity]

Does anyone know any Ball Houses in Ottawa/MTL?

Looking to pay a house member to talk to my actors about the scene !!

(Would also be open to TO but work is in Ottawa so I wanna support local)

[mason @mbaeson]

gf asked if this was lorde

[cass ❦ @flosplaneta]

brutalist lobster apartment ‼️‼️

[mason @mbaeson]

@EllenFrantz620 @ihatemeijer tried to name my beagle “bagel”, got distracted, named him “beagle”

[mason @mbaeson]

@gremlingyal the clarification 🙏🏼

[mason @mbaeson]

@DonovanWoods …

[kadija @introsdimple]

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