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@BlueJays Framing looks so stupid.

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@betysakin 100% AI.

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@nut_history God, I miss Japan.

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@BornAKang Yo @omgitswicks

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@LifeOnMars_tv Silent Witness—FTW!

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@TyOrtega Let’s cook.

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@elonmusk You’re still a douchebag.

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@tedlieu GINGER, GET THE POPCORN

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We ran into #jeffgoldblum at #trafalgarsquare this evening. Happy Christmas from #london!

[JP @hey_jay_pee]

@elonmusk He'll claim that millions of bots voted, and will declare the poll invalid.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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@Jen_Niffer I love throwback liveries!

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@MadiHilly Can you recommend a layman’s-level book that provides a good background and solid facts about nuclear energy?

[JP @hey_jay_pee]

@jetcitystar A couple of months ago, I had the very surreal experience of serving as a juror on a murder trial. It was a great experience, and I learned a lot.

[JP @hey_jay_pee]

@Kent_in_Utah @hledoux74 @KayeSteinsapir @selectedwisdom Content is almost certainly logged on hardened, highly-restricted in-house archival servers (at least for USSS-specific secure messaging apps), and they probably have a nearly-unlimited retention schedule.

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@roecats_8 @hledoux74 @KayeSteinsapir @selectedwisdom “Double-ended encryption”? LOL. Do you even know how encryption works? TLS only protects data in flight, not stored content. Former IT security pro here (with crypto ops and forensic experience).

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@EssReed @hledoux74 @KayeSteinsapir @selectedwisdom Not to mention internal retention rules, regulations, and policies. I guarantee that every text sent on a USSS device since about 2007 is backed up and readily accessible somewhere (to duly authorized custodians). Secure, validated storage is cheap.

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@clearing_fog @selectedwisdom Carriers can produce metadata logs (e.g., caller/sender, recipient, length of call, etc.), but not content (i.e., actual conversations or text exchanges), at least where modern, encrypted messaging applications are concerned.

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@Boneyardsafari @jetcitystar Stoof (S2F) with a roof.

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@RioAircraft Anyone who can realistically burn the ass end off an F-100 is an outstanding modeler in my book.