Masizbs. 💎

Developmental crisis? As long as I’m happy, chommie! 💕

[Masizbs. 💎 @hey_lorrah]

I can’t wait to be married so I can be packing my husband’s lunch in an empty ice cream container 😂😂😂

[Racquel 🍉 @arressaych]

Pediatrician: Is he on any medication?
Me+Daddy: No
Our son: Yes!
Pediatrician: Oh yeah? Which medication you on?
Our son: Vips (Vicks)

Boy, look….😂😂😂😂

[Oluchi has her PVC. @AsaNwanyiEnugu]

So, the company went bankrupt. I’m back to looking for a job. I fucking hate my life.

[🌸CharnyChanero❤ @CharnelKeisha]

When you are playing crazy 8 with kids from uptown and you say, "ndikuda manhunzi"

[stream POPSTAR @nonbinarycassi]

Said fuck it and used my personality during an interview and now I’m employed

[Ishangane @Ishangane__]

Yah neh

[r e a l w o m a n . @shertinahh]

😭😭😭😭🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️

[B N S L @_BNSL]

C for Silver 🙏🏽

[McAuthur Lokie✨️ @mcauthur_lokie]

Done 👍

[Tip Clem @NolimitTip_Clem]

My wife at my funeral vs my friend I played video games with

[𝕄𝔸𝔹ℍ𝔸ℝ𝔸ℕ𝔾𝕀ℤℍ𝔸 @Mabharangizha]

These simple details can tell us kut kumba kwenyu mune Mari.

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

I got too much on my plate right now 😩

[Ruerue @Iamchihera]

Vanhu kubva mavhunduka ma tattoo emuhuro senge musingazive hulengende😏👐🏽

[1Chihoro🐆🍒🎱 @kundaiiiiii]

Ko makuti tikakurambai mobva manoroora😂

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

“sorry, your bag is leaking”

[𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝕮𝖍𝖏𝖑𝖉🕊 @NdimloUnathi]

Macheso ndiye munhu anobata maoko manje 🤣🤣

[CARTER 🇹🇿‼️ @Kushppapii]

I just came across this Kenyan dude's tweet telling South Africans that they have to get their country a name first...bro took it even further and said…

"We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean "😭😭😭😭😭😂💔🙌🏾

[Nigel Tha SlickPastor @thaslickpastor]

To my university mates who would teach us the entire module the night before exams 🙏🏽👊🏽

[Hon. Takudzwa Titus Nyanhanga @SirTitusVeTech]

Aura inenge Ina P9NDE, ndiyo Mudiwa yaanofunga kuti anayo paanenge achiimba akatsinzinya 😂

[Lloyd @Lloyd15000]

When you meet her mom kuma intro and she say "so you're the one aimu dropper ne Raptor every day, inga mune mari"