Michaela Gardner

Oxford comma 4 lyfe

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@ATRightMovies @CameronYardeJnr

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@fesshole @Beigerevenge "In the 80s, we used to shit in the bath as entertainment"

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So. Pluribus. Are we just saying that us cynical, cranky bitches will save humanity?

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Who is this @reformparty_uk prick on @BBCNewsnight who can't wear proper shoes?

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Q4 eve. Don't forget to leave a glass of Huel and a Zoe cookie out for Steven Bartlett tonight or you won't hit your KPIs 🚀📈💰

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Look at her face.
She would 100% do it again.
Zero regrets

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Your mum’s got a haunted hoop etc etc

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Sarah Shafi is being excellent about Masterchef on Newsnight

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@joannamont Ian McKellan is yelling at me

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My culture is not your costume 🤧

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Top message so far:

So that weightloss was just diet and exercise, was it? 💉

These bitches are BRUTAL

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G Major and her friends have started a WhatsApp group called "Year 6 Mums". They all have alter egos and are messaging humble brags about their imaginary children and pass agg comments on each others' middle aged appearance

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When you’re responsible for the destruction of the crab population but they’re just so delicious

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New pair of yet-to-be-named voids

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My favourite Madness song

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Ding, you were absolutely the bestest boy, a curry-eating, cake-stealing, blindness-faking, noisy, cross-eyed, dribbling fool. Go well, Pig Smasher ❤️🐈‍⬛🌈

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My brain at 3am

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What a slag

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This will forever be my favourite conversation with G Major

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A tumor