POOLHOUSE🤿🪩

IYKYK Shall Be the Whole of the Law

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

on 21 June 2026, the solar disk will pass through the gates of heaven on a day known to the race of ancient poolhousean yak-men as Arcade Day. and on that day, for a brief moment, the portal to the Arctic Sunsplash soundsystem dimension will open for a brief moment...

you won’t read about it in pitchfork or hear about it from your favorite youtuber, but for those who choose to enter this world of music and colour, a seed of light will be planted in the darkest winters of your heart that will grow to be your bridge to an eternal summer...

welcome to mi ARCTIC SUNSPLASH era 🥶🏝️☀️🌝😎🪄✨

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

I’m gonna trouble the waters… I’m gonna wade in them waters too… u can’t stop me…they’re MY waters!!😤😤💦💦

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

tomorrow or today, it’s your life — who’s to say? there’s no turning backk anyway!

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

lots of maniacal laughter is a healthy sign for me, actually

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

scrolled my 3000 person block list and didn't see a soul worth unblocking

[. P ¥ Q @SweetLips_Rella]

Welcome to Bimini Bitch !

[Jack Still @JackStill8]

Bimini bitch

[c-bomb @hiddencynner]

I'm in fucking Bimini bitch

[shedrivesajimmy @shedrivesajimmy]

bimini, bitch.

[#MANIAC JD LOVE❤️ @JDobsession]

I’m in Bimini bitch!!

[david gonzalez @d_gonzalez10]

“@sarabzzz13: Im in Miami bitch!!!!” I'm in Bimini bitch!!!!!!!!!!

[honky kong @bimbointerruptd]

i’m a #real poolboi

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

I’m worried Palantir is ruining my life cuz there’s an app on the cash register in every store that notifies the cashier that they should be a gigantic cunt to me :(

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@arielxpink u look like u would be hella into leprechauns tho

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@welfare_queef u ain’t writing no song bout no “truffle butter” unless u fuckin a fatty / Drake

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

never fucked a twink. just TONS of fat dudes 🫦

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

also, oops lol I didn’t notice the fitness notification in the screen recording. yes, Siri calls me “daddy,” so what? did you consider that maybe you’re just using AI wrong?

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

it’s bringing me such genuine joy to see all
the bookmarks for Loleatta’s performance! Ms Holloway is no longer with us, but I talk to ghosts all the time and she’s gonna be gagged when I tell her this.

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

it’s bringing me such genuine joy to see all
the bookmarks for Loleatta’s performance! Ms Holloway is no longer with us, but I talk to ghosts all the time and she’s gonna be gagged when I tell her this.

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

as a disco *historian*, I knew Madonna’s song Love Sensation was likely an homage to the classic cut by Loleatta Holloway. honestly not sure why? Madonna’s song is listless and nondescript; Ms. Holloway still gives us LIFE to this day. WATCH THIS!! (Live at Garbo’s NYC, 1986)

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@silkcitysurplus goyím supreme 🥰

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@waryprince depends. what throwback jam we listening to

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@stan_wyck oh nevermind u wanted live cuts… just turn up the reverb, same difference!

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

as a disco *historian*, I knew Madonna’s song Love Sensation was likely an homage to the classic cut by Loleatta Holloway. honestly not sure why? Madonna’s song is listless and nondescript; Ms. Holloway still gives us LIFE to this day. WATCH THIS!! (Live at Garbo’s NYC, 1986)

[POOLHOUSE🤿🪩 @hey_poolman]

@stan_wyck gotchu bro👊 https://t.co/1go032MPtU