When youโre drunk cleaning the house and think youโre making progress then realize you have been in the kitchen cleaning the same spot for 2 hours while singing into your beer bottle ๐คจ๐ค๐
Being such a clean freak to where Iโm probably at the OCD level is exhausting ๐ฉ I go from oh Iโll just wipe the counters to sanitizing the whole house ๐ฉ
Save for the wedding, buy cool stuff for my subi, get a tattoo, buy a couch or new countertops for the kitchen or a Saint Bernard puppy ๐ค #ineedtowintheloto#imthinkingpuppy
I thought I was over my raving kick but then the Beyond line up came out ๐ฉ๐ญ @PasqualeRotella omg! Jack Beats will be there and Iโve been trying to see them since like 3 EDCs ago ๐ญ Midnight-T ughhhh whyyy ๐ญand mother fuckin Mercer ๐ฉ #drawnbackin
Dreams R crushed ๐ฉ I looked up how much it would cost to have @FrankieBallard to play at our wedding! Letโs just say never gunna happen unless I win the lottery ๐ญ๐ #oursong#itallstartedwithabeer
@LUMBERJVCK @MrFlintstone91 I thought it was creative ๐ poor little guy just had his eye removed tho ๐ so I might have to change his name to Harvey Hedge ๐
Gah sick or fucking not Iโm going to be on that rail for @Eptic tonight!! Iโm newly engaged, just saw a bad ass hockey game,had a few beers at a brewery and now about to be head bagin hard as fuck!!! ๐คช๐๐ค๐ป