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Phoebe, I'm sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. The account formally known as cmerechicken. 1/2 of @uglybesties

[Ugly Besties @uglybesties]

These are the voice notes I feel Marc and Amanda would have if they were from Dublin 😂

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I got a beach house in Sandymount I’m probably gonna hurt your feelings

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#NewProfilePic

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One thing about me is that I’ll start a message with ‘firstly’ and go on a tangent and forget about secondly

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BeReal is gonna be at 8 tonight 🔮

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The end times are here

[poppyfields cafe @DolanGeraldine]

I got this electricity bill today, how in the name of God is this possible, we're a small coffee shop in westmeath

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@FKAWineOClock Hit the slay button!!

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Irish people hanging up the phone

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What am I wearing? Oh just jeans and a nice vers top x

[Conor Gogarty @ConorGogarty]

The murder of 18-year-old Lily Sullivan by Lewis Haines has not prompted a huge amount of coverage, but the sheer casualness of this 31-year-old man's evil is terrifying. A man who killed a woman because she rejected him.

These are the words read in court from Lily's mum Anna:

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Don’t speak to me unless you’ve listened to Hold Me Closer at least 26 times today

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@surrahtonin Christmas starts earlier every year

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I hope strawberries go back to their roots and play disco music tonight 🤞

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Brita filtered water is unmatched

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You’d miss Whitney x

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BeReal when you BeReal when you
post within post 1 second
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@surrahtonin Do you think they have a secret code or sentence they use to confirm they’re talking to the right spouse?

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The whole cast should not return so you’d all shut up permanently

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Barbie Ferreira will not return for the third season of EUPHORIA.

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@seanpender_ That’s exactly it! I wanna recreate it

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I hate this video so much, but I have to watch it whenever it appears on the timeline