Ally Brown

Wicked awesome Boston based flight attendant, mildly funny, loves to travel and eat snacks 💁🏻‍♀️

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

#NYR

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

When my boyfriend lets me borrow his AirPods

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

You are scam artists. You are crooks. You deserve to be behind bars and you know it

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

I’m sure you get this a lot, but is this the REAL Caesar’s palace?

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

So I did my hair today 💁🏻‍♀️
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geenaolivahair still loving this color 😘
#saturday #slay #waves #hairstyle https://t.co/jZSSZ3A794

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Friend: we can’t hang out because we’re suppose to be quarantining

Also friend: *shows up at your house with beers because they don’t wanna miss out on anything*

#coronavirus #StayAtHome

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Day 274 of FA life:

My report time tomorrow: 0445

So naturally...

My brain: You definitely have time to make a mini-thanksgiving

Heretofore turkey is what’s for dinner tonight 🤦🏻‍♀️

#liveyourbestlife

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Happy 98th Birthday to the one and only Betty White #XCVIII @BettyMWhite

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

I’m the definition of subtle 💁🏻‍♀️

#flightattendant #WednesdayWisdom

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

It’s that time of the year again! Time for new year, new you posts, empty resolutions (guilty 🙋🏻‍♀️) and everyone downloading Top 9 for instagram 💁🏻‍♀️ ...also guilty

Happy New Year!

#topnine #Instagram #HNY2020

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

You know you’re a serious procrastinator when you procrastinate taking a nap.

#sendhelp #MondayMotivation

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Some of you have never had to choose what colors you wanted and it shows...

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Day 226 of FA life:

Working in customer service since I was 16 I always try to be polite no matter where I am. Today I said “pardon me” to my cat. I thinks it’s gone too far.

#CustomerService

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Day 207 of being a Flight Attendant:

Conversation with my boyfriend while im away from home

*in unison*

Him: I can’t wait to see you tomorrow

Me: So I’m watching the food network...

This is our relationship in a nutshell.
#boyfriendgoals

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Day 192 of being a flight attendant:

Its funny how 5 years ago, a text in the middle of the night was some lame ass booty call and now it’s just when you and your friends communicate because NO ONE has a sleep schedule and time zones don’t matter 💁🏻‍♀️

#flightattendant #adulting

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Does @ADAMDEVINE know he’s the face of @Battlefield or am I just late to the game?

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

What’s worse than being sick?

Being sick and watching @RaulEEsparza leave @nbcsvu for the first time.

Cried👏🏼like👏🏼a👏🏼baby👏🏼 😭😭

#SVU #BarbaOnTrial

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Day 173 of being a flight attendant: Day 2of3, Leg 4of4, 1C will not stop talking.

“Our flight to Pensacola will be 51 minutes long and for the sanity of your flight attendants and the safety of those around you, we’ll be observing 51 moments of silence.

Thank You”

#falife

[Ally Brown @heyallybrown]

Me: When does allergy season actually end?!

My body: