CELEBRINI HAS EXTENDED WITH THE SHARKS 🦈
The team announced a 5 year deal at $18.8M AAV that will kick in in the 2027-2028 season and as of right now will make him the highest paid player in the NHL 💰
Taylor Swift getting married at Madison Square Garden is so understandable because I'd personally also love to get married at the historical site of Macklin Celebrini's second career hat trick and casual five point night on the 23rd of October 2025 against the New York Rangers
being macklin celebrini is a spectrum between getting kicked out of a bar, embarrassing yourself at a bu party, having it all blasted online, and also being the future of a franchise, a record breaker, and a ted lindsay finalist like how do you not love him
missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, in a bush but fuck me
last game of the season and we get a cherny goal, a will goal, a mack goal, a graf goal, an eky goal, a misa goal, klingberg 3 assists, macklin celebrini most points in a single season in sharks history, and most importantly, a san jose sharks win.