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Me siento muy…excited // 🌿✨

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And I’m not just talking about the presidency, yall. These local elections have us look DUMB

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We are so fucking embarrassing

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I know my costume is a hit because some one yelled “I hate gay Halloween” at me #Halloween

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#Halloween 2024

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“Last night was a movie” #SWEATtour

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“We suggest a $10-20 donation…but I can tell you’re brown so $5-10.”

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Gonna straighten my hair for SWEAT so the before and afters are most effective

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I’m gonna need whoever does the apple dance for SWEAT in SF to throw a thizz face during “kinda scary”

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Me: *happily petting 4H pig* 🥹

4H Kid: these are meat pigs! yeah…I get sad when we have to sell them.

*turns to hubs*

4H kid: …they only have a week left.

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Don’t read into this. I’m not gonna. It’s for the bit.

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Maybe I should call her

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It’s at this exact moment I knew this season is going to be GOOD #LoveIslandUSA

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Why is EVERYONE doing a stadium tour this year?????????????????? 😭

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This year’s nominees were…dark. Cried during two of them.

Rooting for France, but I think USA will take home the win. @DrafthouseSF @alamodrafthouse

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My local theater does showings of the animated and live action Oscar nominated shorts, and it’s my new favorite award season tradition @DrafthouseSF @alamodrafthouse

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OSL better have a bunch of crossover with these festival lineups because they’re GOOD

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Wait…GIRL ULTRA?!?! Y’all better go see HER too. omg.

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Yall better not miss Son Rompe Pera’s set at Coachella this year

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PSA: Murder on the Dance Floor costs zero credits on Touchtunes. Take over your local dive bar this NYE

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If someone said “Mid-century Creamy” what color do you think that is?

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Friendly reminder that Hustlers is a Christmas movie 🎄