Lance Balance

Payapa 🍃. Not an Alter 🙅🏻‍♂️. Safe space for my thirst traps 💦& rants🤬. Don't be a snitch plz🖕🏻. THEY/THEM 💛🤍💜🖤🌙...And... Free Palestine 🇵🇸 ✊🏻

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

Women are amazing.

[mayka 🍉 @maykamaykaba]

women are amazing.

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

Parang want ko man mag CEF sa Thailand ... 👉🏻👈🏻

[eliz @eliza___v]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[Inigo @wesomesauceman]

SMC had plans to build a mall inside QC Circle. Joy Belmonte preserved the park's integrity by issuing a cease-and-desist.

Isko, these female mayors have more balls than you.

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

@kyrooooon 😗😗😗

[Rye @YourGuyRye27]

Yup, I can.

[Lovie|Esbipalooza🍭☀️ @MissFauxie]

Just to remind you guys.. 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

Yawa lamg jud nang mag take advantage sa atong pagka maayo uy Mamatay ramo

[TRIPLE.J @jastinriveraaa]

if dds padin kayo hanggang ngayon, PUTANGINANYO

[POGANDA 🌸📸 @poganda_daily]

uhaw na uhaw sa good governance.

[a @_amdrsx]

kapal ng mukha putangina, ilang buwan kang hindi pumasok sa trabaho habang sumasahod galing sa tax ng bayan tapos magiiyak iyak ka diyan sa senado. tarantado

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

You know, it’s time to show these senators that they WORK FOR US. Baka lang hindi sila aware.

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

Plays...Pikit Mata by Janine Teñoso

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

I don’t like being constantly told what to do or what not to do. esp. when I know the process I’m taking already makes sense to me. Likeeee… I think I’ve become too comfortable w/ my independence. 😵‍💫🫠 Ahhahaha

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

At this point, I feel like I’d be really hard to date HAHA. Not that I’m actively looking for a relationship rn, but I’ve gotten so used to being on my own that I genuinely enjoy my own space, routines, and way of doing things.

[renzo @likerenzo]

katamad lumandi kayo na mag first move

[Vitamin C @ntflx_nd_chill]

Can we be fubus? But instead of fucking, we js cuddle and make out while watching movies instead?😞

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

The segment hosts gave off a very awards night vibe. It could’ve been more fun and dynamic if Marina had a co-host to banter with,para mas buhay ganoin... tama, mali ...? #MissUniversePhilippines2026

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

I didn’t expect loneliness to hit like this.
Before, after a good drink, I had my people. Now it’s just me and the silence.

[Lance Balance @heybalance]

Uhhm Hi?