Brittany Browning

👩🏼‍💻 writer

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Insecure? Me? Would an insecure person escape to a shady corner of a wedding where she doesn’t know anyone to do her Duolingo lesson and pray for rain?

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

My first tabloid purchase in 20 years will be cut to smithereens for a collage STAT.

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Everyone is talking about the Ballerina Farm article and nobody seems to care that Us Weekly claims to have spoken to 20 sources for their Olsen cover story that revealed little more than the fact that both Ashley and Mary-Kate speak quietly in meetings.

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Like what is this??

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Taking a shot every time my agent makes me change “like” to “such as”

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Watching a lady who was rude to me on a flight reunite with her loving family and feeling nothing

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Happiness does not buy money

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

My hobbies include watching Shark Tank, thinking about Shark Tank, and trying to find openings in conversations to bring up Shark Tank

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

You say finale I say finally 🥴 #happy4th

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[✨Alex M. Nájera is drafting 🇵🇸 @AlexNjera12]

Have you ever thought you're not good enough to be a writer?

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Vote with your dollar for the kind of world you want to live in! See Barbie twice instead of Oppenheimer! 🩷🩷

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

What we call trauma dumping boomers call casual conversation

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

I would offer you one of my limited edition Barbie magazines but I only bought two (one for cutting and one to save for my future daughter) sorry

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

@aubreybell Real

[aubrey @aubreybell]

you wouldn’t like me when I’m looking for my water jar

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

So now I associate the taste of ginger with cringe

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

I keep ginger mints in my bag for whenever I start thinking about my past behavior and want to throw up

[Brittany Browning @heybbveg]

Bleeding through my pants while I search local grocery stores for the Barbie cover of People that dropped today oh how I love being a woman 💗💗💗