Fairly Average Brian

Lawyer. Runner. Man of leisure.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@abelfinancial @coastaltexan @Super70sSports Altuve’s teammates said he did not cheat, and he actually got mad if anyone tried to give him an advantage. Statistical and video analyses of 2017 confirmed it is true. Poor guy is the nicest dude in baseball but doesn’t stop casual and uneducated trolls from dragging him. SMH

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@charlz1490 @StrosHorns1705 @TalkinJake Because you say Altvue cheated, when his teammates and analyses of the season have confirmed that he specifically did not, exposes you as someone who is either casually uninformed on the scandal or a deliberate troll.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@Suresh1m @itsevilmee @nytimes This is counterproductive to their cause. Instead of starting a conversation and thinking about climate, people consider these stunts radical vandalism. It dos not encourage change.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@michaelschwab13 Bob is only looking out for the children. This world is cruel, and they are so fragile.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@GregAbbott_TX Does Abbott want to cut school funding? Because most of Texas property taxes pay for school budgets. BTW, the $27B surplus is not from property taxes. It came from sales taxes; taxes on oil, gas, motor vehicles, and cigarettes; and the federal govt. https://t.co/rKigoPmu7r

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

I’d let that dude date my daughter. Imagine experiencing that much happiness and giving it up to be a better person.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@GregAbbott_TX What does this have to do with Biden? That guy was on supervised release in the US when Trump was president. Case No. DR:13-M -11010(1).

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

This gave me chills. Absolutely incredible job by the @astros video team.

This game was magical and will always be remembered

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@MrX3RO @maggieNYT You seem cool.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@Bill11439453 @maggieNYT Easy, Bill. I've never supported Trump. I'm not a Republican. My views are far from fringe. Don't attack me just because Maggie's tweet was confusing.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

Superhuman!

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Eliud Kipchoge won the Berlin Marathon for a fourth time with a new world record of 2:01:09 — beating the previous record he set four years ago. https://t.co/gZHlRHBCnc

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@GregAbbott_TX @TxDPS So bold. Now the problem will finally get fixed.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@GregAbbott_TX Exploiting people to make a political point is not ethical.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@RepTroyNehls This was the crisis under Trump. It’s a complex problem. https://t.co/J21jgI9jTx

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@RepTroyNehls The US has the highest incarceration rate in the world.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@GarrettForMI Trying a little too hard to prove his masculinity.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

Customer service is terrible at @ATT. Want to solve a problem? Get comfortable because AT&T is ALWAYS experiencing high call volumes. You have the option to have an agent call you back … in 24 hours.

[Fairly Average Brian @HeyBCool]

@joncoopertweets If he is convicted of espionage we should have a do-over that starts in 2016. All of us will immediately be 6 years younger and COVID never happened. Who’s with me?