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[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

That controls (Hazard) 🥰 That pass (Hazard)🤩 that goal (Giroud) 😍🥳 that jubilation (Conte). I miss Eden Hazard, I miss Antonio Conte

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@victorwalterr @DanielofTruth Still coming you say?
Untill the fire burn down the house.

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

Make the reach knock stage first

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

Which country are you supporting to lift the trophy? 🏆

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

Until one person phone is broken, the rest will not learn

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Again, Flashscore/Livescore is gradually ruining viewing centres & watch parties.

Celebration before the goal on TV is ruining the anticipation & fun of it.

I don't know why people do this.

You come to a live show & you are checking flashscore? Why not just stay at home?

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

"May we never be absent when our moment comes. 🙏"

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

I remember when Etisalat Nigeria came to my school during SUG Week. They were selling raffle tickets for a chance to win a brand-new car.

You needed to see how everyone was buying tickets. Even me sef, I bought 5 tickets. Who no wan win free motor? 😂

But there was this particular guy who went all out and bought about 20 tickets.

On the day of the raffle draw, the organizers spun the tickets and picked a winner. The first winning ticket landed on this guy, but he was nowhere to be found.

They picked a second ticket. It landed on him again.

They picked a third ticket. Still him.

By this point, the crowd was already going crazy. People ran to his hostel looking for him, only to discover that he had travelled home for the weekend to see his parents.

After several attempts to reach him failed, the organizers had no choice but to draw another winner.

This time, the ticket belonged to a guy who had bought just one ticket.

He showed up, collected the car, and throughout my remaining years in school, I saw him driving that car everywhere.

Till today, I still wonder how the first guy must have felt each time he saw that car on campus, knowing it could have been his.

Life can change in a single moment. May we never be absent when our moment comes. 🙏

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@ZeenyBlue Football doesn't go like simple arithmetics.
Football isn't 1+1 =2

Remember PSG have to play round of 32 while Arsenal qualified directly

Arsenal have the best defensive record (this season)

I'm not saying Arsenal will win or should win, but football doesn't work that way

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

"If the room is dirty and you have a broom, please use it where necessary. That room might be playing host to your guardian angel soon."

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

A few weeks before my brain surgery, I was removed from a WhatsApp group. When I reached out to the admin, he told me that it was an error.

"Give me some time Oga Jaff. I will add you back." He assured me.

I didn't get back to him again. I totally forgot about it. It took over a month before he called me.

"Oga Jaff, I actually removed you from the group because I wanted us, your good friends to contribute something small for you." He explained rather apologetically. "We have contributed a token for you. Please let me have your wife's account number. Abeg, help us manage what we were able to gather for you. It's small but it came from loving hearts. May God see you through this ugly phase."

I thanked him exceedingly and reiterated that I appreciated every kobo. "I don't take this for granted."

I went ahead to thank everyone in the group when I was added back. There, I acknowledged the receipt of the money and appreciated their generosity. I didn't bother to ask who contributed what because I was not meant to know.

So, days ago, we received a distressed message that one of the members of the WhatsApp group had had an accident. The admin of the group removed the victim and called for a donation to help assist him with the medical bills.

"Please let's be our brother's keeper once again." He urged.

I had 25k which was what I was saving for my medications against next week. It was all that I had but I felt obligated to help because one good turn deserves another. Honestly, if I had more, I would have given more.

I told my wife to send 20k to the account provided. The money was sent almost immediately the admin posted about it. A day later, the admin added his own contribution of 5k.

Since then, I noticed that no one else bothered to add anything. I was disturbed by this development. Yesterday, I dropped a post in the group urging people to show up for the accident victim. This was after we were told that he'd been moved to the orthopaedic hospital.

It was then that a member surreptitiously called me to explain why everyone had stayed aloof.

"When we were told months ago to contribute money for you, he was the only one who opposed the idea. He said that the group was meant for intellectual matters only and even threatened to exit. He kept affirming that the group wasn't created for any charity reasons. Even when people ignored him and began to contribute, he kept distracting us with needless posts. Today, the table has turned. If I were you, I would have collected my 20k back." The member revealed.

Although I felt bad about that revelation, something inside me reminded me that we're made differently. I went on to do another post last night begging people to come out and support him. I maintained that we must not begin to tow the part of an-eye-for-an-eye. If we treated everyone the same way they treated us, there would soon be no more Angels left on earth.

There are crabs and there are scorpions. I opined that we should continue to be angels even when everyone around us turns into a demon. It is the nature of the good tree to bear good fruits. I will never let the good in me be erased or blotted out by the bad in the heart of a terrible person.

I was glad to see that more than ten people in the WhatsApp group have sent in their contribution after reading my post on the group. May God not let us use our own hands to chase away our guardian Angels. Sometimes, it's not life that is unfair to us but the bad seeds we sowed in the past that grew into thorns around us.

If the room is dirty and you have a broom, please use it where necessary. That room might be playing host to your guardian angel soon.

I wish him a speedy recovery sincerely from the bottom of my heart.

© Japheth Prosper MAY26
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NB: Do not for the ways of man erase the angelic heart you possess. Be Godly and let God carry your burden.
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[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

"Sometimes the loan that builds an empire isn’t from a bank. It’s from family."

[Toby @TomolaGroup]

In 1977, a young pharmacist named Stella Okoli opened a tiny retail pharmacy called Emzor Chemists in Shomolu, Lagos with ₦5,000 in her pocket.

Named after her three children: Emeka, Uzoma and Edward.

For seven years, she sold drugs to neighbourhood customers.

Then in 1984, she had a bigger vision: to manufacture, not just sell.

To raise the money, she asked her father for permission to use his house as collateral. He said yes.

She secured a ₦100,000 loan from the bank. Pilot production began in 1985 with one product: Emzor Paracetamol.

Today, that same Emzor Paracetamol controls roughly 25% of Nigeria’s pain relief market.

Emzor Pharmaceuticals now produces over 140 products. It has factories in Sagamu, Richfield, and Ajao. It exports across Africa, Europe, and Asia.

Stella Okoli is now one of Nigeria’s most powerful industrialists.

It started with a ₦5,000 shop. And a father who believed enough to risk his own house.

Sometimes the loan that builds an empire isn’t from a bank. It’s from family.

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@CleverVict24203 @Tope_Orus That's another perspective

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@Tope_Orus That's old-school parents. The world is moving fast and it's no longer as it was in 1980.

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@hicasamadim (6x6)2
(36)2
=72

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@InvictosSomos He deserves a better accolade

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@CPFC @Kleb82 A befitting goodbye

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@pholafola 😹

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@kalam_297 Many of those guys are not older than those we do send out in class 🤔

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

May the nature conspire to work for me and not again me 🙏🛐

[Akinwumi @Big_marvis]

Victor Osimhen: “I left home with a backpack and 2 pairs of clothes. The one I was wearing, and a green kit in my bag. We drove to Abuja in the oldest car you can imagine, and we arrived at midnight.

The next morning, the sun came up, and I saw 1 million kids with a dream.

Maybe 1 million is an exaggeration, but not by much. There must have been 900 kids waiting outside this stadium. The first day, I didn’t even get on the pitch. The second day, one of the coaches finally pointed at me.

‘Green shirt. Let’s go. You have 15 minutes.’

Just 15 minutes to change my life. I knew that the only way to impress them was to run. So I ran until I was sweating blood.

I ended up scoring 2 goals in 15 minutes.

I thought that maybe I had a chance. But then the coaches got on a microphone, and they addressed the crowd. They called out some names, and I did not hear my name. Everybody started walking to the parking lot.

My dream was dead. I was just about to get in the car when I heard people shouting.

‘Hey! Hey! The guy in green!’

Huh???

I turned around, and some kids were waving to me.

I pointed to my chest, like in the movies.

Me???

I looked behind me.

‘The guy in green!’

Lucky green.

I ran back over to them, and they said, ‘Hey, the coach wants to see you. The team doctor told him you were the guy who scored two goals. Are you the guy?’

I said, ‘I’m the guy!!! I’M THE GUY!!!!’

I went back into the stadium and the doctor was pointing at me and holding up two fingers.

He said, ‘That’s the kid.’

Two fingers saved me.

If the team doctor didn’t do that, I would not be a footballer today. I would probably be at the bottom of a well.”

When you are relentless, nature will conspire to make everything work in your favour.

[MR. PUBLICITY ✍🏻 @ChidiCIkenna1]

Prompt 👇🏽

Please draw the character in the image, "(insert your name here)", in a free and stripped sketch style. On a bright white background, freely distribute full-body drawings, face close-ups, small scribbles, full-body sketches and chibi/deformed versions, so that the page conveys the character's humor and personality. Don't do it like an organized character sheet, but like a sketchbook full of information drawn at will by an illustrator and then stacked.
Use everything ChatGPT knows about me from our conversations, including my personality, habits, strengths, quirks, profession, and overall vibe, to imagine how an illustrator would interpret me as a character.

[A.B.E ◽ @heybeehee]

@arojinle1 In 2017, I had a surgery, one of the student nurse to be in the theatre during the procedure was my sec. Sch. Mate. At that point, all I was praying for his to get over it, I did'nt even remember I have a private part
She was there while I lie flat (Naked) on the bed for surgey