This is a good time to mention that the latest version of Binky has an offline mode, so it works just fine even if/when the whole internet mysteriously vaporizes.
@PadConnelly @AllieGoertz@edgarwright Indeed, our company motto is “It’s the stupid app you need”.
Our other motto is “Shh. Shhhhh, it’s okay. It’ll be okay, sweetie. Shhh.” We have a lot of mottos actually.
Influencers: hmu if you want a fake sponsorship deal from a fake tech company that makes a fake app. This piece by @TaylorLorenz indiecates there’s potential for synergy in the ecosystem of fakeness. Let’s do this. https://t.co/89839GC6m5
@amyhoy@nitashatiku @itsnicolenguyen This is a great observation. Binky does the haptic-feedback-on-refresh thing too, but I’ll make it even MORE haptic in the next update. It’s gonna be so totally haptic TO THE MAX.
Binky has been nominated for a Golden Kitty award on @ProductHunt. Your votes will help prove that Binky is definitely a real app and not "fake" or "inane" as its critics and creators claim. 🚒🀄️🍯 https://t.co/ZkIASTJ9lN