Binky

An app for people who want to use their phone without using their phone. Made by @incidentist.

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This is a good time to mention that the latest version of Binky has an offline mode, so it works just fine even if/when the whole internet mysteriously vaporizes.

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@PadConnelly @AllieGoertz @edgarwright Indeed, our company motto is “It’s the stupid app you need”.
Our other motto is “Shh. Shhhhh, it’s okay. It’ll be okay, sweetie. Shhh.” We have a lot of mottos actually.

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@beatnikpicnic @cherifromwv @thegarygraham @karenkho I love it so much that I'm logging off now!

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@Schadenboner …yes?

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@wftl Glad you liked it! Also uh boy I gotta fix some bugs in the Android version don’t I.

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Influencers: hmu if you want a fake sponsorship deal from a fake tech company that makes a fake app. This piece by @TaylorLorenz indiecates there’s potential for synergy in the ecosystem of fakeness. Let’s do this. https://t.co/89839GC6m5

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Now it’s in your feed so you might as well watch it! https://t.co/3Y9TNLCK4x

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Binky’s privacy policy and terms of use remain defiantly, resolutely unchanged. Come at me, Europe. https://t.co/e7kTEEaBJO

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@amyhoy @nitashatiku @itsnicolenguyen This is a great observation. Binky does the haptic-feedback-on-refresh thing too, but I’ll make it even MORE haptic in the next update. It’s gonna be so totally haptic TO THE MAX.

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@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard Me neither. Swiping is fun regardless of direction! #swiping #fun #regardless #direction

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@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard [Swipes right]

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@ernmalleyscat @reginapritchard YAS!!! Wow this is amazing. 😄 😙 😫 😊 😈 😥 😌 😆 👺 😛 😭 📯

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@fnord3125 @MBMBaM @travismcelroy Indeed, and I can authoritatively state that it’s not a million-dollar idea, it’s like a three-hundred-dollar idea.

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Binky has been nominated for a Golden Kitty award on @ProductHunt. Your votes will help prove that Binky is definitely a real app and not "fake" or "inane" as its critics and creators claim. 🚒🀄️🍯 https://t.co/ZkIASTJ9lN

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@juliagalef I enjoy your writing, so I’m glad you found the app! I think with a few tweaks it can be about 80% as addicting as real social media.

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@jessesingal It me, that app

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@dmurring Images are from Wikimedia Commons and Pixabay. The item list is artisanally hand-curated by me and my content intern (who is also my dad).

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@GDorn Let me know how it goes…via carrier pigeon, I guess.

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@License_Farm Wait, seriously? That’s amazing! And creepy! Creepy-mazing!

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Android users: Fill the Scroll Hole In Your Soul. Android Binky is here to turn your eyes toward the glass forever! https://t.co/IuU0unWLeT