Brando🌙

[micheal @godsb0y]

4 white claws on an empty stomach

[expiredkirspies @beyoncesspamacc]

Ambulances when they need to reach the hospital before the patient dies:

[Big J 💚 @Bqjonny]

Rupaul after telling Kandy to Sashay away

[. @Carlosgramosc]

El trabajo termina a las 5:00 pm

Yo a las 4:55 pm:

[Evergreen @soulkissesss]

when they ask me if i speak anime

[Michael @yosoymichael]

I think about this tweet every single day.

[tay @taaymology]

me when i became a pre diabetic

[Dentist the Menace @SoTheyCallMeDJ]

The funniest tweet ever

[✶ @gimmefevrr]

luann de lesseps

[dr pepper was a woman @niinjaturtles]

this is making me cry he just wants them to be a family

[Jon 🥷🏼 @jxnnysrt]

Oomf won’t refund my $28 I accidentally sent him on Apple Cash

[wood @woodboye]

told coworker oomf that i looked like shit today and she said i look the same as always

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

Omfg

[Slimantha Morningstar🔪🕷️ @SlimThaGoddess_]

me mocking y’all in my room when y’all be arguing & threatening each other on the TL

[brexi ꕤ｡˚ @ArianaAbuDhabi]

Ordered McDonalds

[Raini Rodriguez Charts @ChartsOfRaini]

My iPhone and iPad fighting over who’s gonna connect to my AirPods first

[zay ꕤ @AG8zay]

“that kid is a barb”

me asf:

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[HannahsPrint👹 @RetroDIORfreak]

Ordered a double whopper, a large coke, and a bucket of fries at burger king