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I'm kind of ok

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I look so fucking good from a distance oml

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just imagine how great life would be if pizza made u skinny

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Someone just asked me if mike wazowski blinks or winks and now I've been peeling apples for three hours unsure of how to take this

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Why can my mum hear me say something under my breath but can't hear me scream "yeah" when she calls me 12 times

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Home is where you can look ugly and can enjoy it

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Sorry mom I can't go outside I'm ugly

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If you want to watch trump supporters get roasted, watch my new video!! https://t.co/IwBA6mTSYS

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how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food

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My tolerance for most people has reached a level below zero

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I need to get a car because I'm now getting to lazy to run from my problems

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Everyday is leg day when you're running from your problems

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How do I un-know people

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I live for the moment when my phone is fully charged, so I can roll to the other side of the bed where my cord doesn't reach

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I'm already excited for my nap tomorrow

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Are pets called pets because we pet them

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I have never seen a construction crane being put in place, they just show up