Michael 🎸🤙

Son. Brother. Dad. Writer. Musician. VA born (BoCo!), GA temp. #Hokies #Devils (NJ & Blue) #Colts #GenX

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@JoeRoganRecaps @Bill_Gro Holy shit, spit that cock out. You'll choke.

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@AdamKinzinger @ivyjofreeman Idiocracy in real time.

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@BasedMikeLee Mike Lee loves BIG government.

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@realBrandonGill No, People are the most powerful political force in American history. And We The People are pretty much over your bullshit.

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@AdamKinzinger Trump's crotch is a buffet and apparently the line is long.

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@RepFine @realDonaldTrump You gonna tickle the taint while you choke on the tip or what?

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The world will finally right itself when ESPN once again broadcasts from Lane Stadium on a Thursday night amidst a hurricane. #Hokies

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@oelma__ Carrier pigeons. Sometimes snail mail but don't get me started on the wait.

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@ronsterd89 We didn't, at least I didn't. But courageous humans did.

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@Nithya_Shrii Burning a cd was the easy part. Get a pencil, wind that tape back into the cassette, jam it in the box and hover that index finger over the record button in the hopes the radio station would do you a solid and spin up glory.

Struggle bus. All aboard. Old as Hell? Just Older.

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@VT4L_Joe Can't we all just collectively agree to forget multiple things?

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Ten years before I was born (a proud half century ago) my Grandmother bought this Coca-Cola machine for her newly established Beauty Shop. Hollydean Beauty Lounge is long gone but the coke machine remains, weathered and still smelling of hairspray.

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@wisdomXplorer Absolutely. I have children and I cannot imagine a world where they didn't exist. But that's because I helped create them. Because I wanted to.

I think a fullfilling life is one you're content with having lived.

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@AdamKinzinger At some point suspenders will be involved... and unhappy nipples will follow.

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@Geniustechw A man mid pitch.

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@MysterySolvents Beast

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@allrockmusic Def Leppard's "Hysteria"

It's the perfect album.

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@uscfan981 It's not Georgia, where I live. So they've got that going for them.

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@travisakers @3YearLetterman They happened in Canada. Where his girlfriend lives.

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@3YearLetterman @MaryMargOlohan I only listen to @3YearLetterman's podcast "You lettered in What?". I'm on episode 78 and it's fantastic.