Matt C

bad english teacher, former geologist. i like japan and donuts and going outside. think i might study economics. or philosophy. or computer science. or design.

[Matt C @heycarty]

@barleyscotch Hang on a second.. that’s not freedom

[Matt C @heycarty]

@barleyscotch I’m free to park across your driveway

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

[Matt C @heycarty]

@GuardianAus @GrogsGamut 5 years isn’t long enough, I’d happily wait

[Matt C @heycarty]

Pathetic

[The Japan Times @japantimes]

The LDP opposed the idea of obliging political parties to set targets on the proportion of women candidates they field in elections, citing the difficulty in replacing incumbent male lawmakers and assembly members across Japan with female candidates. https://t.co/Jwe6dCWB6V

[Matt C @heycarty]

@MooseAllain z’s is clearly a contraction of zees and the apostrophe is correct

[Matt C @heycarty]

Hey @CrossFit put UTC times in your emails for events too! Nobody outside the US has a clue what pacific time is

[Matt C @heycarty]

This

[Mark Di Stefano @MarkDiStef]

The type of lede that has been simmering within someone for decades, bursting to get out. https://t.co/VB6rqPBqJe

[Matt C @heycarty]

@brainfeed_co @ProfFeynman People just can’t imagine trillions of miles wide, there is absolutely no human construct for that size

[Matt C @heycarty]

@GrogsGamut I wish me saying "defund the police" on twitter helped. But seriously, defund the police.

[Matt C @heycarty]

@JoeMcNallyPhoto @HorsesForHeroes I think I see a softbox/octa from high left, something shooting up from low in front and then a detail light from the right. Brings out everything, expect nothing less

[Matt C @heycarty]

Mathematics is the language through which we interpret the universe

[Matt C @heycarty]

@houseminion @greg_jenner I was thinking dew

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Many people use my story (voluntarily cutting my CEO pay to give all workers $70k+) as evidence capitalism works. "He did it on his own"

No! It proves it doesn't work. It's been 6 years & not one big company followed suit. Corporations will never voluntarily do the right thing.

[Matt C @heycarty]

@japantimes Why are you even giving these fascist supporting idiots any recognition

[Matt C @heycarty]

@_gonzalez_Ag The karaagekun is a dead giveaway

[Matt C @heycarty]

@FeministaJones You should follow me because I almost never tweet. That’s peace

[Matt C @heycarty]

@GrogsGamut @ktxby I though @jonkudelka told you to go to bed