Hey, Chanté!

Writer | Director | Non-Stop Talker

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

I do movie reviews over on my TikTok so if you like to hear someone ramble on about what they did and didn’t like about a random movie they found at 1 am doom scrolling, come check me out! New posts M-F https://t.co/8m5Mjjw7nI

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

The hoteps are mad about the movie Is God Is? Good

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

@suttonsroller Well… can the niece sing? Or…?

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

@hannaehwrites Happy Birthday!! I hope you shed the skin you don’t need and wear a coat of armor that protects you throughout this new year of life!

Also,

Get Crunk!

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

There is far too much music in the world to know each and every musician, singer, producer, etc.

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

I thought this was Robert Downey Jr 😂

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

Some people understand their place in this world.

[Cake Boss 🧸 @theshadyrican]

imagine getting the script and being told you’re the ugly version of your character

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

@_GodHerself The book series I’m reading right now, each book is $40 for paperback.

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

And here I thought they were singing Country Grammar 🩹

[Jonathan Slater @slater57649]

Love it

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kenan & Kel are coming back for a horror-comedy movie titled ‘Kenan & Kel Meet Frankenstein.’

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

The soap you get at the farmers market is also made in someone’s kitchen. What’s the point?

[Scorpio’s Groove ✮✨✮ @thekrishudson]

does Gizelle have any opps from her sorority, who happens to have a slick mouth? cast them, let’s really tug on her hats. #RHOP

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

Why did Apple make taking a screenshot on the iPhone so difficult. What are all of these options?!!!

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

Looking for locations to shoot my film in Los Angeles…

I never thought I’d come across so many houses that do not include the use of their bathroom.

We’d have to bring a port-a-potty. What?!!

[urethra franklin @DoodooSimpanero]

Girl you got a headache cause you got powers

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

It used to be Fox Family Channel

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

10 years ago today, ABC Family rebranded to Freeform.

[solé @layxsnv]

“I used to go to school with her! She’s..“

Not someone you know anymore. 🩷

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

@LoopLow3 I was saying that everyone is trying to re-enact this social media phenomenon. I wasn’t calling the OG a skit. But as far as you and I know, it very well could have been a lie too.

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

This storyline has been reused several times over, but the real ones know the og

[Rain Drops Media @Raindropsmedia1]

Mother breaks down in tears after hosting her daughter’s birthday party — she invited family and friends who all said they’d come, but none showed up. Even though she always shows up for them whenever they need her. 💔🎉

[Hey, Chanté! @heychantehey]

@GyuOutdid Sure it is.