Araceli

[swinky @swinkying]

you are barking up the Right tree. i love you

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

her ass is fat because its full of love

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

not all of us were made to cook. some of us were made to have conversations with the person cooking.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

they’re not doing anything to me tomorrow but it feels like they are

[gex @severalbird]

asking my girlfriend if i can go outside to play in the yard

[♡ @astralbaes]

just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares

[hunter @3gpmh]

at the missing you factory and they just gave me a raise

[• @yducknow]

how it feels to speak during a work meeting when u are under 30

[maee @fckoffmaebe]

hotdog in one hand, you in the other

[Jokamundo @Jokamundo]

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

[rei @yuuhengs]

MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO HOT I NEED TO EXPLODE IMMEDIATELY

[- @leftistexe]

This flirting shit easy

[corb @awshuqs]

[four little monkeys]: who knew jumping on a bed could be this fun?

[the fifth little monkey]:

[awesomegirl2486 @awesomegirl2486]

They are planning to Hurt me at work Tomorrow

[maya circe 🦭 @skylinesdemos]

cause im too kermit. and then im too fucking frog

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

if i was high and someone started speaking dutch in front of me i would kill myself