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apparently i was recorded beating my girlfriend last night by people i thought were my friends

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the penis app said the next 3 days are the only window i have to achieve a perfect erection

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white people evolving bruh

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i just drank an emperor by accident

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@ricky1vccz4 i ain’t no faggot

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jerking off to the woman on the bathroom sign

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my girlfriend has been cheating on me with a movie buff i recently found popcorn kernels in her pussy

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@haloprincess77 happy birthday

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i got sepsis from jerking off

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if i run a red light can i still get into heaven

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throwing a 20 dollar bill at the strip club and then grabbing some ones off the ground to make change

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any time a person with glasses smiles i get creeped out

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my girlfriend and i are celebrating pride month by doing it in the butt

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i feel this way when women sit by me on the train

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space station hotdogs

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Obsession (2026) has surpassed the $3B threshold making it the highest grossing film of all time from a budget of only $4.99

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it must feel good af for a bug to come in the house

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i would join your server in every timeline

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@Molemanv2 thanks you 😊

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some faggot just asked me to marry him

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@GloriaReturns beautiful

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my girlfriend is on wheels