John Graham

Caregiver. Poker Player. Alchemist. 30,000+ hours of bartending experience. Lifetime NY Giants fanatic!

[John Graham @heychiefcomics]

I say “You’re welcome” way more than I say “Thank you”. :(

[John Graham @heychiefcomics]

Possession… is 9/10ths of the exorcism.

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I wish the sensors on my car had a voice to inform me what they are sensing. I would use @RealGilbert voice. Hey, passenger side blind spot.

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@kevin_nealon Maybe charcoal filter underwear?

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My algorithm keeps suggesting “How to live like a Hobo” content. WTF!

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How can a “Po Boy” sandwich be $20.99? How?

[DEON COLE @deoncole]

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[John Graham @heychiefcomics]

@postcrabcore So we can run the ball up the middle to start every drive. 4th down clown

[Alex Wilson @AlexWilsonESM]

🚨 FINAL CALL! 🚨

Today is the LAST DAY to vote Brian Burns into the Pro Bowl! 🕷️

RETWEET to cast your support and enter to win this SIGNED JERSEY!

Let’s send the GOAT to Orlando! #ProBowlVote #NYGiants #BrianBurns

[Big Blue United @BigBlueUnited]

Every single Giants fan should be RT’ing the post below… No player on offense deserves this more than Andrew Thomas.

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My friendly every other week #poker game is over. The host’s health insurance payments have doubled and he can’t afford the $40 buy in. We have been playing for 17 years.

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@MrBaddog7676 Born 1974 in Bayonne, NJ. One of my earliest memories is my uncle trying to jump start the car in the old Meadowlands parking lot in a snowstorm after the Giants game. So… 1975

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@NYGcrush I did the same thing today. Met Life refs no-flags for the visitors rule still applies. Go G-Men!!!

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#NewProfilePic

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@JustinPugh You have to commit to the character. Be Ditka.

[el Jefé @JefePil]

Giants fans before week one

#NYGiants

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Why do some people never close drawers or cabinet doors after they open them? WTF is wrong with you!!!

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Is Apple’s logo a simplified pic of evidence of the original sin from the bible?

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Sing along to your favorite song just say #nipples

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I am so fast at closing an app and putting my phone away. #superspeed