Chris Foster

I’m random, I’m hella dramatic with a splash of TMI. If you wanna see the classy me follow my Instagram @realchrisfoster

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@yager_rick @CapitalOne That’s a long time, and it’s approaching a holiday

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

Alright @CapitalOne my check still hasn’t hit my account 24 hrs later

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

Ugh love when I find money in my Venmo 🥹

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

I swear I’m not crazy, the paper towels in the bathroom here smell like caramel popcorn when wet.

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

@hali_wav @quuue3_

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@yam_tel Damn and I just finished it for like the 12th time I’m sure lol

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Got me reading/revising contracts n shit

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

Literally about to unpack my suitcase just to repack that bitch

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

I enjoy being the guy with the laptop in the corner who just looks up and says yea no that’s great thank you! 😂

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

I was asking about PowerPoint formatting and my coworker was like nah just throw the info in there and creative will make it real cute. Whaaaaat! Ok then

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

@hali_wav 😂😂 mmh thanks

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

It’s crazy to think that I actually get to travel for work

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@hali_wav 😑 I couldn’t just have that moment lol

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Woke up in San Francisco 🙂

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Why is doordash saying five guys is 1.99 fee but you click on it it’s actually 2.99 😑

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I left my water bottle rushing out the house 😭

[Chris Foster @heychrisfoster]

If this Sonos keeps cutting off my Kehlani experience I’m gonna have to break it 😭

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Me: I hate country music

Beyoncé: *drops two country songs*

Me: