Claire Knight

writer of articles, songs, grocery lists...

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

@chrissyteigen Can relate 1000000%

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

@SausageToot @MitchParr4 @clementine_ford @Meanjin Fuuuuuuuuck mitch you twat

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

@MitchParr4 @clementine_ford @Meanjin Oh mitch, your obvious hatred towards women has given you a brain tumour hasn’t it? And yet you’ve managed to trap some poor woman into mating & marrying you. Omg! Surely your hatred of women & black people (we see that horrid George Floyd meme) should have docs take you away.

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

@lcysmth packing to move house and just dropped everything to have a dance party to #UKHUN made my morning!!! Thankuuuuuhun 🥳💕

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

PSA: anyone who makes you feel shit about yourself at any time ever is not your person. #MAFS

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

@ToddM89 Hmm... agreed re casting but also I think a lot of them are that stupid.

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Why do all the men on this show just fucking suuuuuuck!? #MAFS

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Just posted a photo @ Melbourne, Victoria, Australia https://t.co/OZrw9OFN6B

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

I actually really liked @Quibi �� Nikki Fre$h and Dummy are the tits. Are they still online somewhere? @nicolerichie @codyhe11er

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

I’m so used to pronouncing Chardonnay with a silent h, I forget not everyone knows Kath and Kim (weird) and probs just thinks I’m a foxymoron

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

I know Miss Rona has made it hard, but give what you can. #paytherent #taxesnottiles #showupdontfront

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Any time I watch #GilmoreGirls I feel the need to compulsively guzzle coffee just to keep up

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Naughty little possum is the new cool cats n kittens @netflix @toohotnetflix

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

'what's the number for 911?' ... pure gold.

[Cara Weinstein @caraweinstein]

Too Hot To Handle is by far the dumbest reality tv show I’ve ever watched but I can’t stop watching

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

When they say ‘gah-no-key’ instead of gnocchi 😹🙅🏻‍♀️👎🏼

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Maybe if I develop feelings for COVID-19 then it will disappear

[Double J Mornings @doublejmornings]

The new @thestrokes album is so beautiful and if you wanna feel like you're being hugged by music then you should give it a listen.

Couldn't have arrived at a more perfect time.

[Nath Valvo @nathvalvo]

There was a line to get into Woolies. Told them I knew the DJ - did not work.

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

HAPPY FRIDAY to all, especially @inagarten
https://t.co/Fd05yIigKK

[Claire Knight @heyckdj]

Happy SURVIVOR FINALE NIGHT 🔥🗿
I wrote this song with @bobbygray_bbg last year when @davidgenat got blindsided and I think it’s fitting I share it tonight in honour of the golden god, my fave player of all time and… https://t.co/SZL5UYPvfE