Chris MacKenzie

I am very spry for my age, and my grandkids have trouble keeping up with me!

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

CMACK was a hack. Or got hacked. Sorry, I'm a dope in both the real and/or cyber worlds.

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

I think I may start tweeting. Oh shit, that didn't count, did it?

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

@BrianDBradley You sit to pee.

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

As much as I like the rain, it's never prettier than the first day after the storm.

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MJ. It can ONLY be drugs.

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Walking freedom trail. Mortified by how little I remember from school.

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In Boston doing a Budweiser Lager Lessons Live. This town's pretty great.

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

Going to Costco to buy a lot of deodorant. I have no intention of ever running out again.

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

@MayorOfCheese Mr. Mayor,

Was hoping tried to catch your eye and pay respects to the cheesy benevolence that is your Lactose Municipality!

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

is doing his LAST, "Sword of the Cross" tonight at acme. It's at 9, don't miss it!

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

You should see how clean my place is, but sadly, cleaning it made me too tired to have people over.

[Chris MacKenzie @heycmack]

Going to bed at 11 pm. Who have I become?

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is hanging with circus trash tonight. Good times.

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Just realized how long it will take to cover the orange peel texture on my walls. Oof. This might turn into an all-Summer project.

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@heatherwolf I can't wait to see Nigel teach me some new juggling tricks!

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Realizes the true meaning of Easter: champagne and pomegranate juice.