Danny Vara

Rolling my eyes and sarcasm are the A and B buttons on my life game controller.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

No! Not Mr. Blonde!

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

I never want to love anything as much as June bugs love my porch light.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

I miss waiting for the other shoe to drop instead of the other oak tree.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

I read Ken Hoffman before the sports section growing up. No higher praise I can give than that. RIP.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Did not think that when I was listening to Lords of Acid in high school that they would still be lording and aciding in 2024. Well done.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

I probably need to brush up on the Seven Circles of Hell because the only one I'm sure about is the flashing red lights at Pinemont and T.C. Jester.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Never been happier to say …

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Finished Heat 2 last week and I am ec-f'n-static about this.

[Reel Updates @worldofreel]

Michael Mann's HEAT 2 to start production in October/November 2024, according to @prodweekly

https://t.co/uPw1zMYL99

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Watching the Astros these days and totally understanding Yabushige writing wills on a daily basis.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Listen, commercial where the boy gives his grandfather a home run ball he signed, I've got no more tears to give. Please leave my television.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Ain't no half-steppin'

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

What a f’n game. Exhausted getting out of my comfortable chair.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Jamal Shead

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

I’m gonna need all the Shoguns now. Please and thank you.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Early front runner for my best decision of 2024: Turning on J-Lo’s ThIs Is Me…Now. WTF?!

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Damn man, I just assumed Carl Weathers couldn't possibly die.

[Danny Vara @heydannyv]

Sports. Good.