emily may

I make things & paint things & dress people up. And I made a human with my body.

[emily may @heyemmay]

Hooray for TB, my mentor & friend of 10 years who somehow knew I was a costume designer before I did. Happy semi-retirement dear Teen!

[Mark Griffin @MarkGriffin1970]

As the last sparkly hat is swiped we're also saying goodbye to the phenomenal problem solving Queen, the wardrobe wizard, the mercurial genius - Tina B who heads into happy retirement (as if) having influenced 1000s of @Drama_StMarys students since she joined @YourStMarys in 1986

[emily may @heyemmay]

@ashbeauchamp 100% except those people make my life a misery for 4-8 weeks and Priti Patel had been making everyone’s lives a misery for years

[emily may @heyemmay]

Genuinely actually an exciting app about money. I want a house goshdarnit https://t.co/89dwxpSWg5

[emily may @heyemmay]

@VinayPatel Just have a Nic Cage-athon man. Knowing, Moonstruck, Wicker Man. If there’s ever a time it’s now. 🐝

[emily may @heyemmay]

Hey @Cex stopping demos seems kinda irrelevant when employees spend all day handling 2nd hand goods within a meter of each other and customers? How are you sanitising goods/stores? You have a responsibility to care for your employees and their families (plus the public). Come on.

[emily may @heyemmay]

@KFC_UKI no vegan burger in Epsom yet :(

[emily may @heyemmay]

The most annoying thing about #LoveIsland is that people on Twitter can’t spell Michael properly. Who is Micheal?

[Dings @RachDingle]

Just spoke to someone from @SouthendTheatre. They are putting together a box of free menstruation products in the ladies loos for a trial run. So REFRESHING to hear a company willing to make a change. WELL DONE TEAM. So proud to be associated with this company. ❤️

[emily may @heyemmay]

@SouthernRailUK Old street or shoreditch high street

[emily may @heyemmay]

@SouthernRailUK lost my off peak travelcard on my way into London from Epsom. Anything I can do? I have the transaction on my account

[emily may @heyemmay]

@SouthernRailUK I did try but I have to go to a southern station. I don’t have any way to get there

[emily may @heyemmay]

@Max_BTPosse hey max! Just wondered if your Humans might like one of these BT stockings? https://t.co/2DHw8EetH6

[emily may @heyemmay]

@marleyterrier hey Marley! Maybe your chums would like these BT stockings I make? https://t.co/2DHw8EetH6

[emily may @heyemmay]

‘Ah George Clooney.’
‘Who?’
‘You know, George Clooney.’
‘The footballer?’
‘The famous actor.’
‘OH I was thinking of Wayne Rooney’

[Elliot Griggs @elliotgriggs]

Here’s the #EUROVISION set if we don’t #savestagelighting. Not quite the same is it? 📷: M&M Production

[Furby Loading @SpectralFurby]

Best gif ive ever seen #Eurovision

[Logo 🏳️‍🌈 @LogoTV]

When someone tried to come for #GBR on-stage at #Eurovision, and yet she persisted!!

[emily may @heyemmay]

@Drama_StMarys Christmas Brunch at TB’s ❤️ Look at Ellen’s fruits of the forest pie!

[emily may @heyemmay]

Very good, @eBay